EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: BLOOD ORGY OF THE ATOMIC WORM

Our President can be smarmy and smug when discussing the sanctity of life, and he can talk about the need for faith, but once this video is out, I’ll be able to say, “That’s all well and good, but I saw your little girl’s titties!”



Posted on June 30, 2003 by

FANTASIA 2003 ANNOUNCES FILMS

After a year’s hiatus, Montreal’s genre film festival returns and it looks to be more bad-ass than ever. Preparing for a run from July 17th to August 10th, FanTasia has announced the first half of their film schedule. This incomplete, but impressive schedule includes screenings of “Beyond Re-Animator,” Bubba Ho-Tep, Cabin Fever, King of the […]



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DANCESWITHFILMS 2003 ANNOUNCES LINE-UP

Can’t ever make it to Park City, Utah for Slamdance? Well, this festival is for you…



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FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 90 minutes

IN THEATERS! there’s no use in making sense of a film that takes place in some weird parallel realm where the only solution to a conflict between two guys is to engage in a weird hovercraft/ball/laundry basket duel…


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TRY TO REMEMBER: THE FANTASTICKS

TRY TO REMEMBER: THE FANTASTICKS
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 60 minutes

VISIONFEST 03 REVIEW! “Try To Remember: The Fantasticks” is a pleasant new documentary that traces the unlikely and extraordinary history of “The Fantasticks” from its humble beginnings as a one-act summer entertainment staged by a college theater company to its rise as one of the most performed musicals in the history of theater…


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ASIAN PRIDE PORN!

5 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 4 minutes

STREAMING AT BAD CULTURE VIDEO! A straight-faced David Henry Hwang is the pitchman for porn that presents “positive images of confident Asian-American men and women…in the hottest hardcore action currently legal in North America!”


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CHANCE

CHANCE
4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 72 minutes

“Chance” is a movie about finding your way through the minefield of your twenties, when you don’t quite know who you are and you’re scared to death of finding out…


Posted on June 29, 2003 by

NECROPOLIS AWAKENED (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 122 minutes

“Necropolis Awakened” is a $10,000 uber-feature shot on DV…


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MIRANDA (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 90 minutes

The story of Frank and Miranda would have been better served if it were a little less sweet and little more sexually bold…


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WHITE BITCH DOWN

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 10 minutes

Feels more like a well-executed stunt than an actual movie…


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GREATER SOUTHBRIDGE

1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes

VISIONFEST 03 REVIEW! I’ve never been to Southbridge, Massachusetts, and there is little in Rod Murphy’s annoying documentary “Greater Southbridge” to encourage a visit…


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PEANUTS

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 46 minutes

The “Peanuts” adventure is both simple and esoteric, yet its theme of people of wildly different backgrounds and cultures working together to ensure a healthier world is intellectually and emotionally stimulating…


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THE NEW WOMEN (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 89 minutes

NOW AVAILABLE IN THE FILM THREAT DVD STORE! If this was a film called “The New Men,” it would’ve been the erotic homosexual post-apocalyptic adventure that “Mad Max,” “Road Warrior” and yes, even “Thunderdome” wanted to be…


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EMANUELE CRIALESE: AN ITALIAN DIRECTOR GOES HOME

Being the first Italian director to have a film in the Sundance Film Festival’s main dramatic competition proved starting out in America was the right decision. Now, Emanuele Crialese is finding going back to Italy to make film No. 2 was equally a good move. “Respiro,” is now making the arthouse rounds across the country…



Posted on June 28, 2003 by

CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE

2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 111 minutes

IN THEATERS! The girls look dead. Cameron Diaz needs to eat. Lucy Liu needs to eat, also, but not as much as Diaz. And Demi Moore looks like she’s dying of consumption in the worst way – she’s a skeleton with fake breasts in a bikini…


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