CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE
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  Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 87 minutes |
“Conspiracy of Silence” just might help alter the course of 21st century Catholicism…
Posted on November 30, 2003 by Bob Westal
THE TRIPLETS OF BELLEVILLE
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  Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running Time: 80 minutes |
IN LIMITED RELEASE! “The Triplets of Belleville” is probably the worst animated feature film I’ve ever seen. I went into the screening of this film expecting to be blown away and left dismayed over the junk I saw on the screen…
Posted on November 30, 2003 by Phil Hall
FINDING NEMO (DVD)
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  Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: G Running Time: 100 minutes |
Like a musician who can’t hit a sour note even if he tries, the crew at Pixar simply can’t produce a lousy movie, at least so far…
Posted on November 29, 2003 by Brad Cook
GET THE SCRIPT TO WOODY ALLEN
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Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 16 minutes |
If you are an obsessive writer whose favorite comedian is Woody Allen, it just makes sense that you’d obsess with getting your movie script to the man…
Posted on November 29, 2003 by Doug Brunell
MY FLESH AND BLOOD
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Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 83 minutes |
IN LIMITED RELEASE! there are kids who are retarded, girls who are missing limbs, and one young man whose skin blisters and falls off when touched. The footage of these children isn’t always pleasant to watch, but it’s my feelings toward the family that really started to bother me…
Posted on November 29, 2003 by Doug Brunell
CHANNEL 101 PILOTS TO BE AWARDED AT CINESPACE
Channel 101 in Los Angeles has been inviting filmmakers to create a five minute pilot to the show of their dreams to be possibly screened at one of their live events. Needless to say, the results have ranged from total shit to frightening genius, with every entry being at least a little interesting. If screened, [...]
Posted on November 28, 2003 by Film Threat Staff
LOS ANGELES GOES HUNGARY
It’s the return of the Beverly Hills Hungarians!
Posted on November 28, 2003 by Film Threat Staff
THE HAUNTED MANSION
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  Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running Time: 99 minutes |
IN THEATERS! With “The Haunted Mansion,” Eddie Murphy continues in a long line of family film stinkers. This era in his career is going to be remembered for movies that come and go without much note. Eddie better start reading his scripts better and picking his projects with some more integrity or he’ll end up like Kevin Costner…
Posted on November 28, 2003 by Kevin Carr
HANG TIME
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Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 5 minutes |
We encounter an Elevator Jumper…
Posted on November 28, 2003 by Rory L. Aronsky
RANA’S WEDDING
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  Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 90 minutes |
OPENS IN LOS ANGELES! This small, subtle gem offers a vivid portrait of life in the Israeli-occupied Palestinian territories, presenting its message with an intelligence and vibrancy that celebrates the human spirit in an environment where humanity is routinely crushed and assaulted…
Posted on November 28, 2003 by Phil Hall
LAIR OF THE SCHLOCK WORM
Any words of advice for indie filmmakers? Well, I suspect a lot of people wouldn’t want to work like we do. But, if someone out there really wants to make a movie for under $500, I can tell you our secret. Only work with what you’ve got. Don’t write your script and then try to [...]
Posted on November 27, 2003 by Joshua Grover-David Patterson
LAIR OF THE SCHLOCK WORM
Did you design the DVD for Stabbing yourself? I can’t imagine you were responsible for the artwork – I thought for sure I was going to be stuck with a “Scream” parody. Gah! The “Scream” parody. No, we had nothing to do with the cover design. Sub Rosa sent us the artwork after it had [...]
Posted on November 27, 2003 by Joshua Grover-David Patterson
LAIR OF THE SCHLOCK WORM
In the middle of shooting Stabbing, one of your actors moved to another state, leaving no forwarding address and no phone number he could be reached at. Great story. Got any others? Yes, in fact, I do, but first I feel I should give a slight correction on the Jack Shreck story. He did not [...]
Posted on November 27, 2003 by Joshua Grover-David Patterson
THE BOOTLEG FILES: “THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL”
Here is what can be disclosed: Chewbacca’s family consists of his wife Malla (wearing an apron to designate her femininity), his father Itchy (a stooped, grey Wookie) and his son Lumpy (a mini-Wookie showing early signs of a weight problem). Roughly five minutes at the start of “The Star Wars Holiday Special” is spent with [...]
Posted on November 27, 2003 by Phil Hall
THE BOOTLEG FILES: “THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL”
The recent death of Art Carney found obituaries citing the beloved actor’s triumphant work in films (his Oscar-winning “Harry and Tonto”), theater (as Felix Unger in the original Broadway production of “The Odd Couple”) and, of course, television (as the immortal Ed Norton on “The Honeymooners”). Strangely, most obituaries failed to mention his performance as [...]
Posted on November 27, 2003 by Phil Hall