MUNCHHAUSEN (DVD)

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 1943
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 111 minutes

“Münchhausen” presented Nazi cinema production skills at its no-expense-spared apex…


Posted on November 28, 2004 by

RADIO FLYER (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 114 minutes

Director Richard Donner takes a heavy hand with screenwriter David Mickey Evans’ script, playing up the “magic of childhood” thing to the point that it becomes too much…


Posted on November 28, 2004 by

GUERRILLA: THE TAKING OF PATTY HEARST

4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 89 minutes

IN LIMITED RELEASE! Any student of recent U.S. history must be familiar with the incredible-but-true story of Patty Hearst’s abduction by the Symbionese Liberation Army, a radical militant fringe group. “Guerrilla” is a riveting account of this demented and scarcely believable American story…


Posted on November 28, 2004 by

THE INCOMPARABLE LENA HORNE (DVD)

The joy of watching Horne bring beauty and style to Hollywood’s hit parade is more than sufficient…



Posted on November 27, 2004 by

THE LAZY ASSASSIN

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 10 minutes

Instead of being fashionable, furtive, and obsessively clean and neat, the lazy assassin is comfortably dressed, ridiculously fearless, and ill-groomed…


Posted on November 27, 2004 by

FREE SCREENING: The Woodsman

FREE SCREENING: The Woodsman

http://www.filmthreat.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1941



Posted on November 26, 2004 by

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 98 minutes

IN THEATERS! It’s bad enough that we’re reminded of what horrible people we are once a year by the annual ground assault of holiday movies, but you can only tell someone to be nice to your fellow man so many times before people get sick of it…


Posted on November 26, 2004 by

HARD LUCK GIRLS

HARD LUCK GIRLS
0 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 61 minutes

Any semblance of a story is also clearly gone as it seems to be preferable to have as many shots as possible of strippers, a catfight, and a sequence in which one of the “been there, done that” strippers, teaches Krista the art of a lapdance…


Posted on November 26, 2004 by

HALF A SIXPENCE (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 1967
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 127 minutes

For those who watch movies expecting more than sumptuous sets and handsome costumes, “Half a Sixpence” has little to offer…


Posted on November 26, 2004 by

WHISTLER AROUND THE CORNER

WHISTLER AROUND THE CORNER

It’s only a week away – On December 2 through 5, the Whistler Film Festival will screen 93 films, including 33 feature- and mid-length films and 60 shorts…



Posted on November 25, 2004 by

ALEXANDER

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 127 minutes

IN THEATERS! Stone can’t resist putting on his revisionist history cap once again. And while Alexander may not have been the worst of the warlords who plundered their way across the globe, Stone tries to portray him as the Education King, lifting the unwashed out of their ignorance and leaving no barbarian behind…


Posted on November 25, 2004 by

THE DEVIL’S COURTHOUSE

1 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 71 minutes

Uniqueness is always a virtue and there’s undoubtedly a streak of that in this fantasy/horror/sci-fi hybrid mash-up. Actually watching it might lead to headaches, so lay in a stock of whatever kills your pain if this one threatens your attention…


Posted on November 25, 2004 by

CORN (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 96 minutes

Now the fretful advocacy set gets its due with “Corn”, a film that shines the glare of attention on the controversial field of bio-engineered food…


Posted on November 25, 2004 by

BEHIND “JAR JAR BINKS: THE F! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY” FILMMAKERS

What was the budget and how long did it take you to make it? Alok: The budget was $1,700 and it took six months shooting off and on during various weekends. Leif: It would have been far less if we hadn’t changed our initial objective audience. We shot enough footage to make half a feature. [...]



Posted on November 24, 2004 by

FILM THREAT’S FRIGID 50: THE COLDEST PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD 2004 – EXTRA COLD!

FILM THREAT’S FRIGID 50: THE COLDEST PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD 2004 – EXTRA COLD!

51. THE MPAA What? A little puppet sex couldn’t be tolerated? Is it because they were jealous of the puppets? The MPAA’s asinine decision-making took center stage with the threat of an NC-17 placed on Team America: World Police – all due to a little genital-free puppet sex. Fortunately, Trey Parker and Matt Stone captured [...]



Posted on November 24, 2004 by

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