RV

1 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 98 minutes

IN THEATERS! One could argue that Robin Williams’ plunge began way back when he stopped doing drugs and started making treacly bilge like “Mrs. Doubtfire” and “Patch Adams.” Williams has lost whatever edge he once possessed, and “RV” marks the new low water mark for the once and future Mork…


Posted on April 30, 2006 by

THE BOOTLEG FILES: “RENALDO AND CLARA”

Phil Hall’s The Bootleg Files explores the funky world of rare, classic and hard-to-find films which can only be obtained via bootleg video channels. This week, Phil presents the worst movie ever made (honest!)



Posted on April 29, 2006 by

UNITED 93

5 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 111 minutes

IN THEATERS! Greengrass has put forth a fine effort, eschewing hysterics and refusing to pander to those who would prefer a propaganda exercise to a serious film. The end result is a profoundly moving and intense experience that shoves the audience’s nose into events that are still painfully raw for many of us, but does so with virtually no polemicizing or political agenda…


Posted on April 29, 2006 by

THE DEATH OF MR. LAZARESCU

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 127 minutes

This Romanian export is a damning indictment not only of that nation’s healthcare system, but also of human vanity and arrogance in the face of suffering…


Posted on April 29, 2006 by

THE CINEMA OF VIDEO GAMES – AN INCOMPLETE RETROSPECT

THE CINEMA OF VIDEO GAMES – AN INCOMPLETE RETROSPECT

Silent Hill has created quite a stir on the internet after its release. Internet travelers have polluted message boards all across the internet with praise – Silent Hill was to be the best video game adaptation into film ever made. Ever. But let’s look at what we have to choose from. The video game “genre” [...]



Posted on April 28, 2006 by

HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 8)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



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HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 7)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



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HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 6)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



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HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 5)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



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HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 4)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



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HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 3)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



Posted on April 28, 2006 by

HOWARD STERN’S FILM FESTIVAL REJECTS (PART 2)

Forget Tribeca, the real hot ticket in New York City is the Howard Stern Film Festival! First he conquered terrestrial radio, then he moved to satellite and now the King of All Media has his own film festival. In honor of Howard Stern’s debut film festival, Film Threat presents a collection of the rejected.



Posted on April 28, 2006 by

LINDSAY LOHAN’S NOSE KNOWS

LINDSAY LOHAN’S NOSE KNOWS

Hot on the heels of playing herself (a spoiled, annoying brat) in “A Prairie Home Companion,” Lindsay Lohan is apparently teaming up with Adrian Brody for the indie rom-com “Speechless.” The film is yet another update on the Cyrano de Bergerac story and will be directed by Brian Dannelly. At least Adrian Brody won’t need [...]



Posted on April 28, 2006 by

“IRON MAN” IS SO MONEY AND HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT

“IRON MAN” IS SO MONEY AND HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT

Jon Favreau is the next person to be hired to bring Marvel’s “Iron Man” to the big screen. While it’s a good thing Tony Stark might finally be brought to life, does this mean it’s going to be a kids movie ala “Zathura-Manji?” Lets hope not! Stark is the number one drunk superhero and we [...]



Posted on April 28, 2006 by

OCULUS

4 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 32 minutes

An entrancing and terrifying look into an indefinite evil and the utter darkness that dwells inside an obsessive mind…


Posted on April 28, 2006 by

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