NON: LIVE IN OSAKA (DVD)
If you haven’t experienced Non before, this may be a good place to start. Non is Boyd Rice’s experiment in minimalist music to overthrow countries by. Shot in Osaka, Japan, Rice is surrounded by four drummers as he speaks about total war and might being right…
Posted on April 28, 2006 by Doug Brunell
SIR! NO SIR!
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  Year Released: 2005 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 85 minutes |
IN THEATERS! To some viewers, “Sir! No Sir!” will come off as a surefire liberal manifesto, but to those who really know what we’re talking about, “Sir! No Sir!” is a documentation of a group of soldiers who served their country, but then decided they just couldn’t do it anymore because it was unjust…
Posted on April 28, 2006 by Felix Vasquez Jr.
THE PROPOSITION
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  Year Released: 2005 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 104 minutes |
IN THEATERS MAY 5TH! “The Proposition” is written by singer/songwriter Nick Cave, who tries and fails to incorporate the nihilism and artistry of the Leone and Peckinpah Westerns into an Australian setting…
Posted on April 28, 2006 by Phil Hall
EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: THE WORST FILMS OF ALL TIME — ACCORDING TO EBAY USERS
If you’ve ever read any of the forums on eBay, you know that there is a fairly eclectic group of people who post there. A little while ago I was looking through the topics and came across one that had to do with the “worst films of all time…”
Posted on April 27, 2006 by Doug Brunell
A MOVIE
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Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 26 minutes |
“A Movie” is a movie by a man who has made nearly 200 movies: the indefatigable Baltimore human fuel cell Jimmy Traynor…
Posted on April 27, 2006 by Phil Hall
K-7
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  Year Released: 2005 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 18 minutes |
TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL 2006 REVIEW! Imagine how you would react if the programming job you applied for was actually a front for the CIA…
Posted on April 27, 2006 by T.W. Anderson
PRIVATE PARTS
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Year Released: 1997 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 109 minutes |
What can I say that hasn’t already been said in ads and by every other critic across the country?
Posted on April 27, 2006 by Chris Gore
KICK-ASS NOKIA PHONES…AND MOVIES BY GARY OLDMAN
The Nokia N93 is about to hit the streets and their website is looking for directors. Described as a mobile movie studio, the new Nokia phone has some seriously special features including Carl Zeiss optics, 3X zoom and a really great display that allows for easy playback and easy shooting. There’s also room for a [...]
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
“UNDERDOG” GETS CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS FOR DINNER
Praise L. Ron Hubbard and alert the alien fleet! Jason Lee’s career continues to launch into the hemisphere as he’s been tapped to be the voice of “Underdog” for Disney’s live action adaptation of the cartoon. The casting here is great as Peter Dinklage has already been announced as villain Simon Barsinister, but when we [...]
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
PACINO DIPS IN OCEANS 13…SAYS HOO-HAWW! THAT’S COLD!
Remember when Al Pacino gave a shit and could actually act? Well, maybe Steven Soderbergh can get him to do that again as Pacino has signed on to join the all-star cast of “Oceans 13.” All the regular cast members are back sans Julia Roberts, but fear not, her shoes have been filled by Ellen [...]
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
ALTERNATIVE FREEDOM
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  Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 68 minutes |
“Alternative Freedom” is a childish, foolish piece of cinematic nihilism that promotes itself as a “documentary about the invisible war on culture…”
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Phil Hall
INSIDE
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Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 102 minutes |
Jeff Mahler’s Inside creates an ultimate problem for most traditional viewers. There is no clear protagonist, nor is there a defined antagonist either…
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Michael Ferraro
CALL WAITING
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Year Released: 2005 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 96 minutes |
Based on the play by the same name, Call Waiting stars Caroline Aaron as a Judy Baxter a writer whose housebound and at the mercy of a urinary infection…
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Clint Fleener
LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
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  Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running Time: 89 minutes |
When tourists from New York go in to the South and begin teasing the local yokels, they have this film to thank…
Posted on April 26, 2006 by Felix Vasquez Jr.
BRIAN NELSON & ELLEN PAGE: SWEET REVENGE
Screenwriter Brian Nelson and actress Ellen Page munch out on “Hard Candy”! “Hard Candy” is sure to be a hot-button topic. But was the film fabricated to be “Death Wish” for teens, or “Dirty Harry” for the underage crowd? With its angry anti-hero demanding payback for past misdeeds, is there a message to “Hard Candy?”
Posted on April 25, 2006 by KJ Doughton