DESTRUCTION KINGS (DVD)
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  Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 71 minutes |
Blood, mayhem, and enough dick and fart jokes to fill an MTV production…
Posted on September 28, 2006 by Steve Anderson
LOVE IS THE DRUG
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  Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 96 minutes |
What could’ve simply been a typical tragic tale of a geek getting caught up in the fast lane with the cool kids winds up being a tight psychological thriller. By the time the end rolls around and all questions have been answered, the somewhat predictable teen subgenre of “outcast wanting to join in with the cool kids” has finally been thrown a quality curveball…
Posted on September 28, 2006 by Mark Bell
SCREECH IN “CELEBRITY SEX TAPE”
Ohhh man…classic! Dustin Diamond who played the idiotic character Screech on TV’s “Saved by the Bell” is the latest celebrity to get his very own “secret sex tape” exposed to the world. We won’t include our usual snarky comments here, but we will say a dirty sanchez is involved. And we’re not kidding. Put your [...]
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
VON TRIER DOES HORROR
Koo-koo “Dogme95″ director Lars von Trier says his next project will be a horror film. Freeking sweet! According to a report, von Trier loves the Asian horror genre and feels that “anything can happen in a horror film.” Judging by past von Trier projects in which anything can happen, this is some great news for [...]
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
SAM RAIMI PRESENTS…THREE “GRUDGE TWO” SHORTS
Our stance on PG-13 horror films has been stated, we’re over them. Plus, “The Grudge” wasn’t all that great so part two isn’t exactly at the top of the “dying to see” list. Buttt….Sam Raimi kicks ass and he’s serving as a producer on the sequel so maybe we were too hasty. He’s presenting three [...]
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
POLANSKI HAS A GUEST SPOT IN “RUSH HOUR 3″
Director Roman Polanski is all set to play a French police officer in the third installment of “Rush Hour.” Now, say what you want about him being a coward for not facing his rape charges here in the states, but what bothers us most about this is we’ll have to endure Brett Ratner’s bullshit ramblings [...]
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
FALL TV PROGRAMMING? TRY DIGG’S REVISION3
The boys behind Digg.com, Kevin Rose, Jay Adelson and David Prager, have launched an online television network called Revision3. The network produces and broadcasts successful shows such as Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht’s Diggnation, Geekdrome, Ctrl + Alt + Chicken, Systm, InDigital, Infected and thebroken. “Truly revolutionary Internet television isn’t about cutting and pasting television [...]
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Film Threat Staff
CARNAGE FOR THE DESTROYER (DVD)
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Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 55 minutes |
The barf bag may not fill up in “Carnage for the Destroyer”, but man…your funny bone may not survive…
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Steve Anderson
SAWW III: THE SHERMAN OAKS WEBCAM MURDERS
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  Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 2 minutes |
I’ve never seen a man get beaten to death with a plastic laundry basket before…
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Steve Anderson
THE 9/11 COMMISSION REPORT (DVD)
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Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 85 minutes |
The Asylum takes its run at the 9/11 concept. And with solid results…
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Steve Anderson
A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS
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  Year Released: 2005 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 90 minutes |
IN THEATERS! Dito Montiel’s “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints” starts off with Robert Downey Jr. playing the films writer/director (and also the author of the book the film is based on) Dito Montiel…
Posted on September 27, 2006 by Don R. Lewis
IN SUBMISSION
It’s long been said that anyone who writes film criticism is really just a frustrated filmmaker who can’t get his shit together long enough to make a film. While I do sort of agree with that statement, I just love movies and like watching them and writing about them as much as I like making [...]
Posted on September 26, 2006 by Don R. Lewis
A SAD LITTLE KING ON A SAD LITTLE HILL…
Okay, buddy. Okay. I see what it is. Here’s a little iota of advice for you, from someone much younger than you are. Not everyone is going to like you. In life, in social situations, in business, and even in the creative industry. Not everyone is going to like you. I’m very sure there are [...]
Posted on September 26, 2006 by Felix Vasquez Jr.
DECOMMISSIONING THE “JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA”
In 1997, CBS commissioned a live-action “Justice League of America” pilot, based on the popular DC Comics characters. The trainwreck that followed found its way into the world of comic book adaptation infamy, alongside Corman’s “Fantastic Four” and “Captain America”…
Posted on September 26, 2006 by Mark Bell
RUSSELL CROWE, CROC HUNTER? NOT ANYTIME SOON!
Ya know, we here at Film Threat tend to avoid “hot gossip” about things like what Paris Hilton is blowing (a breathalyzer!) or who Lindsay Lohan is screwing (her career up!). But just once when we report a rumor, as we did yesterday by floating the rumor that Crowe wants to play Steve “The Crocodile [...]
Posted on September 26, 2006 by Film Threat Staff