TEN ‘TIL NOON

4 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

IN THEATERS TODAY! A full length movie rolls out with a bevy of colorful characters and enough twists to wake Brian DePalma in the middle of the night screaming. Is filmmaker Scott Storm Doc Brown in disguise?


Posted on March 31, 2007 by

THE BOOTLEG FILES: “TALES OF THE WIZARD OF OZ”

Phil Hall’s The Bootleg Files explores the wild world of classic and kooky flicks that can only be found on bootlegged videos and DVD. This week, Phil discovers some long-forgotten friends of Dorothy…



Posted on March 30, 2007 by

MARK BELL SAID…

MARK BELL SAID…

INT. HOTEL ROOM IN AUSTIN TX.,-NIGHT: Film Threat writers sit around watching screeners and drinking beer. A key turns in the door and a HANDSOME MAN walks in, clearly moved by something. HANDSOME MAN: Dude. I just saw Eli Roth’s fake “Grindhouse” trailer and there’s no way anyone will ever see it again until a [...]



Posted on March 30, 2007 by

THE HAWK IS DYING

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 112 minutes

IN THEATERS NOW! The overarching theme of Julian Goldberger’s film, “The Hawk is Dying,” is connection…


Posted on March 30, 2007 by

2007 AFI DALLAS MID-FEST REVIEW

We’re halfway through the inaugural year of the AFI Dallas Film Festival, and with so much more festival to go, here’s a round-up of all the festival films reviewed thus far…



Posted on March 29, 2007 by

WHEN PIGS FLY

WHEN PIGS FLY
4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 62 minutes

2007 FLORIDA FILM FESTIVAL DOCUMENTARY SIDEBAR FEATURE! “When Pigs Fly” is a family narrative that is slightly twisted, with a dark humor about it all—not ironic, not sardonic, but not entirely celebratory either…


Posted on March 29, 2007 by

SACCO AND VANZETTI

5 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 81 minutes

IN LIMITED RELEASE MARCH 30! A disturbing film, particularly since it appears there has never been an official posthumous exoneration of these framed men…


Posted on March 29, 2007 by

I DIDN’T PLAY SNAKE, I CREATED HIM!

I DIDN’T PLAY SNAKE, I CREATED HIM!

“People come up to me and say, ”You played Snake Plissken.” I didn’t play Snake Plissken, I created him!” Kurt Russell is one of those actors who is at that level of Bruce Campbell. Hell, he’s likely equal to his level of sheer cult power, because shit, it’s Kurt Russell. There has been plenty of [...]



Posted on March 28, 2007 by

EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: SCHINDLER’S APOLOGISTS

EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: SCHINDLER’S APOLOGISTS

I guess admitting to a left-wing, stereotypically bleeding heart liberal that you’ve never seen “”Schindler’s List” and have no intention of seeing it is a lot like saying you enjoy clubbing baby seals just to watch them twitch as their blood soaks the dazzling white snow beneath their cute, gaping heads. It’s just not something [...]



Posted on March 28, 2007 by

WANNA LICK PRINCESS AMIDALA’S BACKSIDE?

WANNA LICK PRINCESS AMIDALA’S BACKSIDE?

“Star Wars” fans undoubtedly already know this but, you can now log into the U.S. Post Office website and vote for your favorite “Star Wars” stamp. The stamps hit stores May 26 and although no one collects stamps anymore (do they?) it’s pretty much a no brainer that these lickables are going to go fast. [...]



Posted on March 28, 2007 by

HELLBOY: BLOOD & IRON (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 71 minutes

“Blood & Iron” is a much darker entry this time around, with a more solid arc, and also a much more low key approach to its story…


Posted on March 28, 2007 by

HOT FUZZ

4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 115 minutes

The “Spaced” team once again ushers in another surefire cult classic that will leave fan boys debating for years over which film is the better of the two offerings…


Posted on March 28, 2007 by

“SPIDER-MAN 3″ FINAL TRAILER

“SPIDER-MAN 3″ FINAL TRAILER

What this trailer has that the others didn’t is much more Venom. Finally, Topher Grace in alien-suit goo! What this trailer really lacks, however, is Sandman. What the Hell type of movie are we in for, when even the trailers can’t focus on one villain?



Posted on March 27, 2007 by

BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO

BIG DREAMS LITTLE TOKYO
4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 86 minutes

2007 AFI DALLAS FILM FESTIVAL FEATURE! “Big Dreams Little Tokyo” is a fresh filmic entrée, having little in common with the stinky piles of sushi permeating many of its food-filled frames…


Posted on March 27, 2007 by

CHILDREN OF MEN (DVD)

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 110 minutes

Unfortunately, in the end, “Children of Men” is one of those films that presents an idea much more interesting than its story…


Posted on March 27, 2007 by

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