NATIONAL LAMPOON’S THE BEACH PARTY AT THE THRESHOLD OF HELL

2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 87 minutes

The National Lampoon brand hasn’t really delivered passable comedy in quite a few years, so that’s not where the disappointment with this film comes from…


Posted on March 28, 2008 by

RUN FATBOY RUN

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2008
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 100 minutes

It’s great to see Pegg jump out of his Edgar Wright-zone for a bit and try making a movie with a different group for a change…


Posted on March 28, 2008 by

HINTETY HINT HINT FOR AMY CRACKHOUSE’S MANAGER…

HINTETY HINT HINT FOR AMY CRACKHOUSE’S MANAGER…

Here’s an idea that hasn’t been tried:  Amy? Ammmmmmy? *whistle* Come on girl! Want a ride? Wanna go for a ride? Come on! Hop in the car. Your favorite squeaktoy is in there! Yes it is! Yes it is! Good girl! Your nose ish so wet! I mush your big slobbery face! Nawwwwwww, I’m not [...]



Posted on March 27, 2008 by

LA TIMES DUPED OVER SHAKUR STORY…

LA TIMES DUPED OVER SHAKUR STORY…

You’ve got to wonder how Chuck Philips would’ve felt had his story prompted a violent retaliation against P-Diddy that could’ve lead to the Diddles death. Least now all he has is an apology on his conscience. Way to do your research (because, let’s face it, if the Smoking Gun can find out, so could Chuck), [...]



Posted on March 27, 2008 by

“THE RUINS” RED BAND TRAILER

“THE RUINS” RED BAND TRAILER

Why does anyone go on vacation to exotic locales anymore? Has there been one movie in the last five years where everyone hasn’t ended up dead?



Posted on March 27, 2008 by

2008 RIVERRUN INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL ANNOUNCES LINEUP OF FILMS, PANELS AND PARTIES

The RiverRun International Film Festival will screen 31 feature films and 64 short films from 26 countries at its 10th annual festival, taking place April 23-28, 2008…



Posted on March 27, 2008 by

THE BAND’S VISIT

4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 87 minutes

I’ve got a Middle East peace plan for you: Buy everybody in the region a ticket to writer-director Eran Kolirin’s feature debut…


Posted on March 27, 2008 by

WHERE THE CHILDREN LEAD AND PARENTS FOLLOW: INTERVIEW WITH FILMMAKER DANIEL KARSLAKE

The best nonfiction films move at the pace of a brisk narrative and make us forget that we are expanding our knowledge, and Daniel Karslake’s “For the Bible Tells Me So” moves at such a pace…



Posted on March 26, 2008 by

ILS (THEM) (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 78 minutes

An absolutely excellent foreign horror treat worthy of every bit of hype it’s received since its premiere. Dark Sky couldn’t have chosen a better film for their modern library…


Posted on March 26, 2008 by

HERO, LOVER, FOOL (DVD)

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

You have to hand it to these folks. At least you can tell they believe in what they are doing. One just wishes what they were doing was worth watching…


Posted on March 26, 2008 by

THE FUTURE OF FILM CRITICISM…

THE FUTURE OF FILM CRITICISM…

Contestant #1 is notable for reviewing a number of DVDs that he has not only never seen, he hasn’t even opened them… and goes on at-length about each one. Still, the boy is rocking some serious Chigurgh hair, so I hesitate to make fun too much… Contestant #2 is the mighty, mighty Sexman. At least [...]



Posted on March 25, 2008 by

“FANBOYS” QUESTION…

“FANBOYS” QUESTION…

What are all those boycotting “Star Wars” fans going to do when they realize that the film sucks in either cut? Because Weinstein isn’t trying to ruin the film, he’s trying to make it presentable. I saw an early cut and… “Fanboys” was awful. Unless they re-shot the whole fucking thing with a different script, [...]



Posted on March 25, 2008 by

YEŞILÇAM! TURKISH EXPLOITATION CINEMA (PART 5)

Wildcards of delirious and salacious cinema, Turkey has released over a thousand exploitation pictures– indeed, during the early 1970s, over 300-550 movies were made per year. What remains is a time capsule of films that belong to an age when independent cinema was key and anything could be made…



Posted on March 25, 2008 by

YEŞILÇAM! TURKISH EXPLOITATION CINEMA (PART 4)

Wildcards of delirious and salacious cinema, Turkey has released over a thousand exploitation pictures– indeed, during the early 1970s, over 300-550 movies were made per year. What remains is a time capsule of films that belong to an age when independent cinema was key and anything could be made…



Posted on March 25, 2008 by

YEŞILÇAM! TURKISH EXPLOITATION CINEMA (PART 3)

Wildcards of delirious and salacious cinema, Turkey has released over a thousand exploitation pictures– indeed, during the early 1970s, over 300-550 movies were made per year. What remains is a time capsule of films that belong to an age when independent cinema was key and anything could be made…



Posted on March 25, 2008 by

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