OUT OF THE LOOP

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 86 minutes

I was ecstatic for the first forty minutes of this music documentary…


Posted on July 23, 2000 by

SUCKER

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 1997
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

A wannabe punk band consisting of three vampires, their necrophilious henchman/manager, and hordes of groupies. Sounds like an excuse for soft porn to me…


Posted on July 23, 2000 by

NEXT TIME

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 96 minutes

A 19 year-old white kid moves to LA and meets a 39 year-old black woman in a laundromat where they develop a friendship just before the LA riots of 1992. Dubious…


Posted on July 23, 2000 by

HALLELUJAH

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 1997
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

If Henry Rollins had an evil twin brother with an obsession for shockingly explicit self-expression he might look something like Ron Athey…


Posted on July 23, 2000 by

LICKING STICK

LICKING STICK
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

The finale will make you keel over with laughter and forget any violent thoughts you previously had for the director…


Posted on June 25, 2000 by

THIS WAY UP

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 15 minutes

An obsessive-compulsive coming to grips with his traumatized childhood via flashbacks?


Posted on June 20, 2000 by

FIVE O’ CLOCK SHADOW

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 20 minutes

An eerie mysteriousness surrounds an unidentified man who stands in front of his dimly lit bathroom mirror…


Posted on June 20, 2000 by

INSIPIDLY SO

INSIPIDLY SO
1 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 0 minutes

Two inane girls obsessed with guys and nothing else sounds insipid enough…


Posted on June 20, 2000 by

GIGANTICA AND THE PLANET OF THE SHE MONSTERS

1 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 0 minutes

I’m certain both the filmmaker and I are dumber because Gigantica exists…


Posted on June 20, 2000 by

SPEED OF MIND

SPEED OF MIND
2 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

It feels like the unloved child spawned when Gummo and Slacker had one too many beers at a trailer park theme party based around abstract reality…


Posted on June 20, 2000 by

GROOVE

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 86 minutes

Touting itself as the prevailing film about the electronic music and rave scenes, “Groove” has certainly piqued the interests of club kids…


Posted on June 18, 2000 by

CREEPS LIKE ME

CREEPS LIKE ME
4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 0 minutes

I dug this film, if not merely out of some pathological identification with its title…


Posted on June 15, 2000 by

A CLOWN IN BABYLON

A CLOWN IN BABYLON
4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Be forewarned if you happen to maintain some childhood phobia of clowns…


Posted on June 15, 2000 by

MR. VINCENT

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Picture a composite of The Fonz and George Michæl desperately trying to affect inklings of Matt Dillon in an overdone version of Rumble Fish…


Posted on June 15, 2000 by

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