ALMOST FAMOUS
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  Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 122 minutes |
OSCAR WINNER FOR BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY! “Almost Famous” is, well…almost perfect on numerous levels…
Posted on March 22, 2001 by Anthony Miele
SERIES 7
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  Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 91 minutes |
IN THEATERS! If you can accept the extreme concept, you will have a blast viewing “Series 7.” Imagine playing CBS’s hit TV show “Survivor” to the death…
Posted on March 1, 2001 by Anthony Miele
THE CAVEMAN’S VALENTINE
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  Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 127 minutes |
IN THEATERS! “Caveman’s Valentine” is really not much more than an urban “Scooby Doo” episode, only Shaggy is black and with far more facial hair…
Posted on March 1, 2001 by Anthony Miele
JULIE JOHNSON
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  Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 94 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 PREMIERE! “Johnson” is a perfect example of good acting being overwhelmed by a poor overall story…
Posted on February 22, 2001 by Anthony Miele
AFTER IMAGE
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  Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 90 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 AMERICAN SPECTRUM FEATURE! Maybe all would be solved if Mellencamp enrolled in the Jon Bon Jovi School of the Arts…we can only hope…
Posted on February 14, 2001 by Anthony Miele
THE INVISIBLE CIRCUS
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Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 112 minutes |
THIS SUNDANCE 2001 PREMIERE IS IN THEATERS NOW! “The Invisible Circus” is similar to a bad piece of pornography, all foreplay with no climax…
Posted on February 4, 2001 by Anthony Miele
JACK THE DOG
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  Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 85 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 PREMIERE! Jack is just your typical guy who is well-built, has sex with numerous women and constantly photographs models. Basically your average man with whom all men can relate…
Posted on February 1, 2001 by Anthony Miele
3 A.M.
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Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 88 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 PREMIERE! Sadly, only prisoners or lawyers possess the patience to understand the illogical mindset of these detestable people…
Posted on January 31, 2001 by Anthony Miele
RAW DEAL: A QUESTION OF CONSENT
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  Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 90 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 AMERICAN SPECTRUM FEATURE! This is a film that MUST be seen by men and women, together, if not to expose this amazing story to the world, then just to see how split down the middle men vs. women are in regards to the outcome…
Posted on January 26, 2001 by Anthony Miele
IN THE BEDROOM
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Year Released: 2001 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 127 minutes |
SUNDANCE 2001 DRAMATIC FEATURE! “In the Bedroom” occasionally straddles that delicate line between bordome and excess, yet never fails to maintain a certain lever of interest…
Posted on January 23, 2001 by Anthony Miele
DUETS
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Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 112 minutes |
On the surface, and from the trailer, the viewer is made to believe that the new Gwyneth Paltrow / Bruce Paltrow collaboration is simply a nice little movie about people performing with karaoke machines…
Posted on September 16, 2000 by Anthony Miele
READY TO RUMBLE
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Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: PG-13 Running Time: 122 minutes |
If there is one thing to be learned from this abomination of a film, it is the fact that the end of the world MUST be coming soon…
Posted on April 9, 2000 by Anthony Miele
REINDEER GAMES
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Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 100 minutes |
Pray that the words, “Ben Affleck is the biggest action star in the world,” are never uttered in any fashion other than jest…
Posted on February 24, 2000 by Anthony Miele
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS
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Year Released: 2000 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 100 minutes |
…as for Matthew Perry, he is just happy to be continuing in the ranks of the “Friends who bomb on the big screen” Club. Remember … “Friends” movies without the word “Scream” in the title, tend to bomb…
Posted on February 15, 2000 by Anthony Miele
SHADOW HOURS
SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL REVIEW! As a viewer one must always be wary of a film that is produced (or co-produced) by one of its stars…
Posted on January 26, 2000 by Anthony Miele
