NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW

NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW
1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 95 minutes

So, basically we have an industry insider avant-garde film that may find an accordingly small audience of people for whom this is everyday life. But, pretty much the rest of us will likely find this offering unwatchable…


Posted on March 29, 2006 by

LITTLE EDEN

LITTLE EDEN
0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 83 minutes

WARNING: This film is experimental in nature. Most people who watch this film are unable to speak or function normally for approximately (1) hour after viewing. If necessary, call a cab or pre-designed driver to return home…


Posted on March 29, 2006 by

WHAT A DEAL! SECRETS TO BUYING AND SELLING AT ANTIQUE FLEA MARKETS (DVD)

WHAT A DEAL! SECRETS TO BUYING AND SELLING AT ANTIQUE FLEA MARKETS (DVD)
2.5 Stars
Year Released: 1993
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 63 minutes

Even if this is not your bag, you may just find your own reasons for settling down and watching this surrealist romp…


Posted on March 28, 2006 by

PROJECT: VALKYRIE

PROJECT: VALKYRIE
2 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 83 minutes

The time is the 1941 and World War II is raging. One American scientist, Professor Jack Cranston, has created a device that provides nearly unlimited power. Still, he is reluctant to apply his work for the military until he learns of a toxin the Nazis have devised that turns normal humans into “cybernetic killing machines”…


Posted on March 25, 2006 by

EMILE

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 92 minutes

OPENS IN LOS ANGELES, FEBRUARY 4TH! “Emile” becomes something of an essay on guilt, responsibility, remorse, redemption, and all of the accoutrements of awkwardness that exist within families…


Posted on January 31, 2005 by

PARTY ANIMALS

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 28 minutes

Though very humorous and well produced, “Party Animals” ultimately lacks a sense of completion…


Posted on December 17, 2004 by

TECH FALL

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 12 minutes

Employing a number of flashbacks and flashfowards, “Tech Fall” clouds the timeline to such an extent that it’s difficult to discern the order of events…


Posted on November 18, 2004 by

THOSE WHO WALK IN DARKNESS (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 57 minutes

Creator John Ridley explains in the bonus material of this DVD that animation was not his first choice for the film…


Posted on November 10, 2004 by

SHANGHAI GHETTO

5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 95 minutes

Exceptional documentaries like “Shanghai Ghetto” are rare and not always easy to come by…


Posted on November 5, 2004 by

RUNNING AGAINST DICK

RUNNING AGAINST DICK
3 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 87 minutes

In an effort to show what the Libertarian hopeful is up against, this film also focuses on the campaigns of Republican and Democratic candidates who similarly lack any funding…


Posted on May 4, 2004 by

RUGGED RICH AND THE ONA ONA

RUGGED RICH AND THE ONA ONA
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 8 minutes

A couch potato by nature, Rich can’t even go near an aquarium without suffering a panic attack…


Posted on April 21, 2004 by

PEACEJAM

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 64 minutes

To those of you not living on the United States’ west coast or otherwise unacquainted, PeaceJam is an organization devoted to working with youths and promoting nonviolence…


Posted on April 17, 2004 by

MARKET 175

MARKET 175
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 39 minutes

Why can’t more people make movies like this? The tools are there, all you have to do is learn how to use them…


Posted on April 16, 2004 by

TEDDY HUGGSBEARY

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

Ah, what child or parent of the 1980s doesn’t remember our beloved Teddy Ruxpin? And who didn’t, at least once, put a rap tape in ol’ Teddy just to see what would happen. Sadly, Teddy wasn’t down with 2 Live Crew…


Posted on April 4, 2004 by

GORY GORY HALLELUJAH (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 98 minutes

A busty feminist, a Jew, a militant African American, and a bisexual porn star hippie all audition for the role of Jesus in a Seattle play. When none of them gets the part, they take a road trip together full of sex, blood, Satanism, evil Elvis impersonators, zombies, and, of course, the apocalypse…


Posted on April 1, 2004 by

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