BLOOD FEAST 2: ALL U CAN EAT (DVD)

5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 96 minutes

Thank Ishtar there is finally a filmmaker who remembers how to make sequels as good as the original (if not better), and who doesn’t need an army of digital composite artists to keep an audience glued to their seats…


Posted on September 2, 2003 by

THE BACKYARD

5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 80 minutes

IN LIMITED RELEASE! This is an x-treme documentary, as riveting as a road accident and a lot more bloody. Introduced by genuine WWF superstar Rob Van Dam, who is more than a little hesitant to actually endorse what goes on, the footage of the matches themselves will shock and disgust even hardened cult-movie fans…


Posted on August 31, 2003 by

HAMILTON MATTRESS

4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 29 minutes

This is one of those rare “family films” that actually does appeal to people over eight years old (and we don’t just mean grannies, either)…


Posted on December 27, 2002 by

GEORGE LUCAS IN LOVE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 9 minutes

FILM THREAT’S STAR WARS CELEBRATION! First of all, the puncturing of George’s ascension to godhood was much needed…


Posted on July 14, 2001 by

THE DANCING COW

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 21 minutes

Some films should be seen by every film student. The Player is such a film. The Wizard of Speed and Time is another. This is one such film as well…


Posted on July 16, 2000 by

PROTEST

PROTEST
4.5 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 3 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! It’s a shame broadcasters can’t see that airing this sort of longer message late at night would do both them and the world at large a lot more good…


Posted on July 6, 2000 by

RICK AND STEVE, THE HAPPIEST GAY COUPLE IN ALL THE WORLD

1 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 8 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! Even Beavis and Butthead would give up on this before the end credits mercifully roll…


Posted on July 6, 2000 by

BIBBY AND THE PHONE JOB

2 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 4 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! Short filmmaking 101: If you haven’t got a gimmick, go for cheap, smutty laughs…


Posted on July 6, 2000 by

A NURSERY TALE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 32 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! A skillful reworking of Vladamir Nabakov’s tale of a lonely man who’s only love life is in fantasy until the Devil makes him a deal…


Posted on July 6, 2000 by

HEAT VISION AND JACK

5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 30 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! “MY BRAIN’S EXPLODING!!! MY BRAIN’S EXPLODING!!!” Yep, that about sums it up…


Posted on July 1, 2000 by

G

G
2 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! It’s tempting — and too easy — to simply say, “G, that’s dumb.” This short does nothing apart from throw a camera out of a plane at 30,000 feet…


Posted on July 1, 2000 by

THE LAST REAL COWBOYS

THE LAST REAL COWBOYS
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 12 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! Despite the unsatisfying ending, this looks, sounds and plays great…


Posted on July 1, 2000 by

IN GOD WE TRUST

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 16 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! Again with the American Neo-Realism, this time we have a guy on his way to Heaven who must first pass through a cramped and distinctly 70’s-institutional-type processing office…


Posted on July 1, 2000 by

THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA

4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 22 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! Winner of the Academy Award for Best Animated Short, and quite rightfully too…


Posted on June 29, 2000 by

ABOVE THE DUST LEVEL

ABOVE THE DUST LEVEL
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 9 minutes

FLORIDA FILM FEST REVIEW! This short has won a place in my heart because it sums up the 90s so well – it’s punk, it’s MTV editing, it’s held together by a plot as flimsy as its underpants, it’s silly, it’s sexy! It might as well be called Steal Lola Steal…


Posted on June 29, 2000 by

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