THE WANNABES

2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

Video’s where this one will probably find its audience…


Posted on November 7, 2003 by

THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 127 minutes

IN THEATERS! “Everything that has a beginning has an end”. Regrettably for fans of “The Matrix” though, the final episode in the Wachowski’s blockbuster sci-fi saga isn’t going to come without a galling price – Namely, one very sore rear end and one colossal Aspirin won’t-cure headache…


Posted on November 5, 2003 by

SHATTERED GLASS

4 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 103 minutes

IN THEATERS! Hayden Christensen, best known as Anakin Skywalker in the “Star Wars” prequel films is astonishingly very good in his portrayal as the bookish wanna-be, Glass, combining a performance of vulnerability, likeability and vital sneakiness…


Posted on October 31, 2003 by

DRACULA III: LEGACY

DRACULA III:  LEGACY
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

When we last left our parasitical antagonist, he’d found a way to flight the clutches of the group of medical students who’d been holding him detainee for their own testing…


Posted on October 30, 2003 by

IN THE CUT

4 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 118 minutes

IN THEATERS! Jane Campion brings to the screen Susanna Moore’s 1995 best seller, one of the year’s hottest, most in-your-face and ultimately tricky sexual thrillers. And it stars Meg Ryan. Meg should get ‘em off more often…


Posted on October 24, 2003 by

THE ADVENTURES OF INDIANA JONES (DVD)

5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 127 minutes

AT LAST! The transfers are super. From the impressive menu design to the first glimpse of that Paramount Logo you can tell Lucas and Spielberg have ordered the best treatment for the series on disc. There are no extras on any of the discs containing the movies, but the fourth disc, a bonus disc choca-bloc with bonus features, is better than anything we could have hoped for…


Posted on October 20, 2003 by

MIMIC 3: SENTINEL (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 76 minutes

It’s tossed what we know about the esoteric chiller franchise out the window, and replaced it with something ostensibly diverse…


Posted on October 14, 2003 by

WILLARD (DVD)

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 100 minutes

ON DVD, OCTOBER 7TH! This new “Willard” can either be seen as a remake, or a sequel…


Posted on September 21, 2003 by

GETTIN’ SQUARE

GETTIN’ SQUARE
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

An Aussie “Oceans Eleven”, a vigorous, tongue-in-cheek crime horse around…“Lock Stock and Two Smoking Mag-Wheels…”


Posted on September 2, 2003 by

BUFFALO SOLDIERS

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 98 minutes

IN THEATRES! No distributor wanted to touch Jordan’s film in the wake of September 11…


Posted on July 27, 2003 by

BAD EGGS

BAD EGGS
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

Is watching Mick the bumbling cop better than watching Mick the bumbling copper?


Posted on July 27, 2003 by

TAKE AWAY

TAKE AWAY
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

They realize getting rid of Burgies is tougher than eating through to the hub of a Chicken Nugget…


Posted on July 25, 2003 by

JOHNNY ENGLISH

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 100 minutes

IN THEATERS! “Johnny English” is a bit of a mixed bag. Some gags work really well, whilst others go down like a lead balloon. It’s as if the film’s producers resorted to toilet humor once they’d run out of all their witty moments…


Posted on July 20, 2003 by

THE HULK

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 127 minutes

ANOTHER VIEW! Gone is the human element of the character and in his place, a ‘Shrek’ like creature that can fly through the air, scale buildings and shatter missiles…


Posted on June 23, 2003 by

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS

2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 100 minutes

IN THEATERS! You take the plot of the original “Fast and the Furious” – undercover cop infiltrates petrol-head gang – extract the lead, move the action to Miami, bring in a new sidekick and make a quick Xerox of the original screenplay so you can use it again…


Posted on June 7, 2003 by

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