LOVE AND LAUNDRY
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![]() Year Released: 2004 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 7 minutes |
SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! Ok, sure, I guess it’s nice to be reminded once in a while that true love conquers all, even old age and economic status…

Posted on January 26, 2005 by Daniel Wible
HOW THE GARCIA GIRLS SPENT THEIR SUMMER
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![]() Year Released: 2004 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 127 minutes |
SUNDANCE DRAMATIC COMPETITION 2005 REVIEW! It almost sounds like a parody of your typical Sundance feature: three generations of single Mexican-American women learn (or re-learn) to love and be loved under a sweltering summer sun…

Posted on January 26, 2005 by Daniel Wible
FAMILY PORTRAIT
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![]() Year Released: 2004 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 28 minutes |
SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! Director Patricia Riggen has crafted a quietly moving film that is simultaneously devastating and inspiring…

Posted on January 26, 2005 by Daniel Wible
LATE BLOOMER
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![]() Year Released: 2004 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 13 minutes |
SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! “Late Bloomer” is in fact a spot-on re-creation of the horrors of sexual awakening…

Posted on January 20, 2005 by Daniel Wible
DERF THE VIKING TRILOGY (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 41 minutes |
He’s a man of mighty appetite and flatulence! He’s feared and… errr, smelled by all! He’s the Homer Simpson of mythic Norsemen, he’s… Derf the Viking!

Posted on January 14, 2005 by Daniel Wible
ECSTASY OF THE ANGELS (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 1972 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 89 minutes |
Sex and anarchy. Ennui and revolutionary chic. Ecstasy and fire…

Posted on January 12, 2005 by Daniel Wible
THE VEGGIE VAN VOYAGE (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 12 minutes |
Rejoice all ye freethinking, tree-hugging, Darwinist liberals!

Posted on December 23, 2004 by Daniel Wible
OFF THE BEATEN PATH
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![]() Year Released: 2004 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 64 minutes |
Wow, what a concept!

Posted on December 1, 2004 by Daniel Wible
MARLA
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 14 minutes |
WATCH IT ONLINE! Marla Singer. You remember her, that little scratch on the top of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it. Ever since she strolled into Testicular Cancer with those ubiquitous shades, dangling cancer stick, and black feather boa, and flatly queried, “This is cancer, right?” you knew she was trouble…

Posted on November 18, 2004 by Daniel Wible
COME GET SOME!
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 98 minutes |
Beware: “Come Get Some!” is an unapologetic splatter fest with a rollicking Southern-punk-trash bent…

Posted on October 31, 2004 by Daniel Wible
LIGHTS, CAMERA…KILL! (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 82 minutes |
“Lights” is a would-be thriller from the mischievous-teens-get-comeuppance-from-deranged-sicko school of screenwriting…

Posted on October 29, 2004 by Daniel Wible
DR. HACKENSTEIN (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 1988 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 88 minutes |
With a name like Dr. Elliot Hackenstein, chances are he’s not accepting your insurance…

Posted on October 21, 2004 by Daniel Wible
IN THE LOAMING
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![]() Year Released: 2003 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 20 minutes |
The only people directors J. Cody Lucido and Mark Engle seem to be entertaining with this effort are themselves…

Posted on October 13, 2004 by Daniel Wible
UNSPEAKABLE: THE LIFE AND ART OF REVEREND STEVE JOHNSON LEBYA
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![]() Year Released: 2002 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 82 minutes |
Apparently, H.R. Giger is looking for a copy of this film. If you happen to see him, tell him he can have mine. One time was plenty, thank you…

Posted on October 8, 2004 by Daniel Wible
CREATURE UNKNOWN (DVD)
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![]() Year Released: 2002 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 79 minutes |
“Creature Unknown” is yet another would-be scary movie about a gaggle of comely co-eds and their horny boyfriends spending the weekend together in the woods…

Posted on September 16, 2004 by Daniel Wible





