LOVE AND LAUNDRY

2 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 7 minutes

SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! Ok, sure, I guess it’s nice to be reminded once in a while that true love conquers all, even old age and economic status…


Posted on January 26, 2005 by

HOW THE GARCIA GIRLS SPENT THEIR SUMMER

3 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 127 minutes

SUNDANCE DRAMATIC COMPETITION 2005 REVIEW! It almost sounds like a parody of your typical Sundance feature: three generations of single Mexican-American women learn (or re-learn) to love and be loved under a sweltering summer sun…


Posted on January 26, 2005 by

FAMILY PORTRAIT

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 28 minutes

SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! Director Patricia Riggen has crafted a quietly moving film that is simultaneously devastating and inspiring…


Posted on January 26, 2005 by

LATE BLOOMER

4 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 13 minutes

SUNDANCE SHORT 2005 REVIEW! “Late Bloomer” is in fact a spot-on re-creation of the horrors of sexual awakening…


Posted on January 20, 2005 by

DERF THE VIKING TRILOGY (DVD)

DERF THE VIKING TRILOGY (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 41 minutes

He’s a man of mighty appetite and flatulence! He’s feared and… errr, smelled by all! He’s the Homer Simpson of mythic Norsemen, he’s… Derf the Viking!


Posted on January 14, 2005 by

ECSTASY OF THE ANGELS (DVD)

ECSTASY OF THE ANGELS (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 1972
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 89 minutes

Sex and anarchy. Ennui and revolutionary chic. Ecstasy and fire…


Posted on January 12, 2005 by

THE VEGGIE VAN VOYAGE (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 12 minutes

Rejoice all ye freethinking, tree-hugging, Darwinist liberals!


Posted on December 23, 2004 by

OFF THE BEATEN PATH

2 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 64 minutes

Wow, what a concept!


Posted on December 1, 2004 by

MARLA

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 14 minutes

WATCH IT ONLINE! Marla Singer. You remember her, that little scratch on the top of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it. Ever since she strolled into Testicular Cancer with those ubiquitous shades, dangling cancer stick, and black feather boa, and flatly queried, “This is cancer, right?” you knew she was trouble…


Posted on November 18, 2004 by

COME GET SOME!

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 98 minutes

Beware: “Come Get Some!” is an unapologetic splatter fest with a rollicking Southern-punk-trash bent…


Posted on October 31, 2004 by

LIGHTS, CAMERA…KILL! (DVD)

LIGHTS, CAMERA…KILL! (DVD)
2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 82 minutes

“Lights” is a would-be thriller from the mischievous-teens-get-comeuppance-from-deranged-sicko school of screenwriting…


Posted on October 29, 2004 by

DR. HACKENSTEIN (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 1988
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 88 minutes

With a name like Dr. Elliot Hackenstein, chances are he’s not accepting your insurance…


Posted on October 21, 2004 by

IN THE LOAMING

IN THE LOAMING
1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 20 minutes

The only people directors J. Cody Lucido and Mark Engle seem to be entertaining with this effort are themselves…


Posted on October 13, 2004 by

UNSPEAKABLE: THE LIFE AND ART OF REVEREND STEVE JOHNSON LEBYA

UNSPEAKABLE:  THE LIFE AND ART OF REVEREND STEVE JOHNSON LEBYA
3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 82 minutes

Apparently, H.R. Giger is looking for a copy of this film. If you happen to see him, tell him he can have mine. One time was plenty, thank you…


Posted on October 8, 2004 by

CREATURE UNKNOWN (DVD)

CREATURE UNKNOWN (DVD)
1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 79 minutes

“Creature Unknown” is yet another would-be scary movie about a gaggle of comely co-eds and their horny boyfriends spending the weekend together in the woods…


Posted on September 16, 2004 by

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