POLISHED

3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 18 minutes

Sure, I could spend hours on the “inner meaning” about the soul of a shoe to the soul of a lonely man, but I’ll leave that to the teachings of film theory 101…


Posted on January 8, 2003 by

WRONG WAY TO SUNDANCE

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 80 minutes

IN PREPARATION FOR THE FESTIVITIES NEXT WEEK! A filmmaker making a movie about filmmakers is a gutsy move…


Posted on January 7, 2003 by

THE E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: MIGHTY MOUSE

3 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 7 minutes

Our hero falls into the typical shame spiral alcoholism, drugs, and cheap sex…


Posted on December 29, 2002 by

THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE PEOPLE SHOW

2 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

Flesh eating zombies, bad daytime TV, women prison flicks, they all here and they’re all worse than the original creations that they’re spoofing…


Posted on December 28, 2002 by

STATIONERY GAMES

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 36 minutes

What’s wonderful about “Stationery Games” is that it plays like a cross between classic Telemundo soap operas and the late night erotic films of the 80s…


Posted on December 25, 2002 by

FEARLESS GRASSHOPPER

FEARLESS GRASSHOPPER
3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 3 minutes

Call it an experiment in computer/flash animation or an exercise in mindless entertainment…


Posted on December 12, 2002 by

PONY

3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 6 minutes

Too dark for an “ABC After School Special,” yet not dark enough to be part of the David Lynch club…


Posted on December 10, 2002 by

CHOCOLATE THUNDER

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 2 minutes

Will he save the little one or is he just a stupid honky like most modern day super studs?


Posted on December 9, 2002 by

THE IDEA GUY

THE IDEA GUY
3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 10 minutes

The problem with “The Idea Guy” is that it’s short on ideas…


Posted on December 7, 2002 by

GOING DOWN

4 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 4 minutes

It’s refreshing to know that dark humor like this still lives…  


Posted on December 6, 2002 by

DYING LIKE OPHELIA

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 6 minutes

I have no clue what’s going on within the female mind…


Posted on December 6, 2002 by

PULGASARI

3 Stars
Year Released: 1985
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 100 minutes

It’s amazing that after fifty years of monster movies, the technology has not changed. There are a total of three sound effects for the entire production, the monster still looks like a stuntman in a rubber suit, and rear screen projection is replaced by people actually running in front of a drive-in movie screen. Who would have even thought there was a drive-in in North Korea?


Posted on October 31, 2002 by

REFLECTIONS OF EVIL

REFLECTIONS OF EVIL
3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 81 minutes

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! What the target audience is for this mind-boggling opus is anybody’s guess, but you have to give director Damon Packard some credit for taking the chance to do a tripped out film like this…


Posted on October 31, 2002 by

OPERATION: REDNOSE

OPERATION: REDNOSE
4 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 11 minutes

“Operation: Rednose” plays like a previous quest to find the urban legend Big Foot…


Posted on October 30, 2002 by

EXTRA: IN THE BACKGROUND OF A DREAM

EXTRA: IN THE BACKGROUND OF A DREAM
3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 55 minutes

This job is an art form rather than a colossal waste of time…


Posted on October 16, 2002 by

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