LOTTERY TICKET

1 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 99 minutes

“Lottery Ticket” is a horrid failure to amuse, a film looking for humor in the poor, lost souls who end up spinning out of control as they climb a mountain of greed….


Posted on August 20, 2010 by

THE EXPENDABLES

2 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 103 minutes

“The Expendables” is meant to provide its (mostly male) audience a big can of whoop ass. Don’t go expecting Shakespeare or even bad Shakespeare…


Posted on August 13, 2010 by

THE WILDEST DREAM: CONQUEST OF EVEREST

3 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 93 minutes

For lovers of the greatest of outdoors, “The Wildest Dream” is a worthy excursion, especially on the big IMAX screen…


Posted on August 10, 2010 by

HEAVY METAL PICNIC

4 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

What makes “Heavy Metal Picnic” zip by is how Krulik has taken the original footage and juxtaposed his new material featuring the same characters 20+ years on in their lives…


Posted on August 7, 2010 by

TOY STORY 3

4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: G
Running Time: 108 minutes

“Toy Story 3″ has all the sass, action, and derring do of the Indiana Jones movies, the charm, admiration, and fun of its predecessors and cousins at Pixar, and enough laughter and imagination to fuel generations to come…


Posted on June 18, 2010 by

AMIA SHORT FILM COMPETITION: PRESERVING THE WORLD’S MOVING IMAGE HERITAGE

Contestants must create a film or video “that best conveys the importance of preserving the world’s moving image heritage.” In celebrating its 20th anniversary, the association is providing an opportunity “to emphasize the importance of saving moving images as important educational, historical, and cultural resources”…



Posted on June 11, 2010 by

NEW ZEALAND-AMERICAN PARTNERSHIP TO SAVE AND MAKE AVAILABLE “LOST” AMERICAN SILENT FILMS

The New Zealand Film Archive comes to the rescue, partnering with the National Film Preservation Foundation to preserve and make available 75 American motion pictures that no longer exist in the United States…



Posted on June 11, 2010 by

THE KARATE KID

2 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 132 minutes

And where is the karate? Would you call a film about Chicago “Manhattan”? Or a movie about flatulence “Gone with the Wind”?


Posted on June 11, 2010 by

MARMADUKE

2 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 87 minutes

No re-imagining a new goth or punk version of the beloved cartoon strip Great Dane and his human family. Keep it straight, keep it simple, keep it somewhat funny….


Posted on June 4, 2010 by

GEORGE A. ROMERO’S SURVIVAL OF THE DEAD

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 90 minutes

“A man dies, he gets stupid,” someone observes in the film. Maybe if a man makes too many films about the dead, the same fate awaits him. Mr. Romero, you are on notice…


Posted on May 31, 2010 by

PRINCESS KAIULANI

1 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 97 minutes

Oh, yes, “Princess Kaiulani” is every bit a young-love, Hallmark/Reader’s Digest-type movie (i.e., the teary school of acting and overbearing, heavy-handed score which telegraphs many a scene), and it moves slowly through the turn of events and inevitability of certain subplots….


Posted on May 22, 2010 by

MACGRUBER

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 99 minutes

My advice? Wear gloves, a surgical mask, and get the proper inoculations before entering the theatre. It’s the first sexually transmitted comedy of the year…


Posted on May 21, 2010 by

LETTERS TO JULIET

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2010
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 105 minutes

“Letters to Juliet” is a lovely travelogue and not much more. Actually the entire story of the film is captured perfectly by the trailer. Watch that online and save a few bucks…


Posted on May 15, 2010 by

THE BLIND SIDE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2009
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 120 minutes

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Unfortunately, this film had to battle against the dumb, romantic juggernaut “New Moon.” Sandra Bullock and company will give you many more moments of enjoyment than any lame hormonally-challenged vampire-werewolf.


Posted on November 26, 2009 by

THE ROAD

4 Stars
Year Released: 2009
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 113 minutes

It’s a grueling experience that still allows for the viewer to survive with a self-centering hope. This is no Disney amusement ride.


Posted on November 25, 2009 by

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