WICKED GAME

WICKED GAME
2.5 Stars
Year Released: 1999
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 91 minutes

Watching the movie made me think of some stunt person convention where everyone in attendance decided to make a movie…I see this as double-edged sword…


Posted on June 25, 2000 by

SOFT TOILET SEATS

2 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 105 minutes

Who’s the murderer? I don’t want to let the cat out of the bag, but when the cast has less than four people, it can become quite predictable…


Posted on June 25, 2000 by

RHINOSKIN (THE MAKING OF A MOVIE STAR)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 83 minutes

If there’s anyone with a son or daughter, or has a friend who’s dreaming of moving to Hollywood to pursue a career as an actor, be sure that they take a look at “Rhinoskin” for either inspiration, or a deterrent…


Posted on June 25, 2000 by

REVELATIONS

REVELATIONS
2 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 7 minutes

Imagine waking up after a long night of partying and drinking and finding out that you married a woman you barely knew…


Posted on June 23, 2000 by

MY LEFT NUT

MY LEFT NUT
1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 14 minutes

Making a guy wince at the thought of someone castrating their own testicle is not an achievement. It’s about as hard as making a puppy look cute…


Posted on June 23, 2000 by

ICE FROM THE SUN

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 116 minutes

The story creates a universe in the first fifteen minutes and holds us there, at gunpoint, until the end of the movie…


Posted on June 23, 2000 by

THE ORIGIN OF MAN

THE ORIGIN OF MAN
4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 80 minutes

This is what “Friends” would be like if all the high gloss and airbrushed actors were removed…


Posted on June 4, 2000 by

PAPA’S SONG

PAPA’S SONG
3 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 93 minutes

“Papa’s Song” is a touching film from Holland that almost falls apart in the third act…


Posted on June 4, 2000 by

FELICIA’S JOURNEY

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 111 minutes

“Felicia’s Journey” is a hypnotic tale of seduction, irrevocable love, and murder…


Posted on June 1, 2000 by

DEATH AND A SALESMAN

DEATH AND A SALESMAN
2 Stars
Year Released: 1995
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 9 minutes

After choking on a hot dog, Jack must sell a car to Death…


Posted on June 1, 2000 by

CRUISING PURGATORY

CRUISING PURGATORY
1 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 120 minutes

I know what you’re thinking…”Stripper, macho hit-men, stripper, trip to Mexico, stripper…this movie can’t be too bad…”


Posted on May 30, 2000 by

CALLING BOBCAT

2 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Almost nothing to do with Bobcat Goldthwait, and everything to do with three guys from New Jersey that have nothing better to do than take advice from Bobcat Goldthwait movies…


Posted on May 30, 2000 by

EAST OF A

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

If watching a film that’s refreshing and original isn’t enough enticement, imagine the fun you could have watching ten years in the life of a nymphomaniac, a druggie, and an ex-priest…


Posted on May 24, 2000 by

THE EDEN MYTH

1 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 88 minutes

“The Eden Myth” is trying to sell itself as a film with a…secret…


Posted on May 23, 2000 by

FLOODING

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes

Yadda, yadda, yadda, the plot unfolds and thickens until all is revealed. Who’s the killer? Who cares?


Posted on May 23, 2000 by

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