ETERNALLY ANGRY EYE CANDY (PART 3)

Film Threat has a history with author Harlan Ellison, and on the eve of the festival circuit travels of a new documentary about the icon, entitled “Dreams with Sharp Teeth,” veteran Film Threat writer Graham Rae talks all things Ellison after getting a first-look at the new film…



Posted on May 24, 2007 by

ETERNALLY ANGRY EYE CANDY (PART 2)

Film Threat has a history with author Harlan Ellison, and on the eve of the festival circuit travels of a new documentary about the icon, entitled “Dreams with Sharp Teeth,” veteran Film Threat writer Graham Rae talks all things Ellison after getting a first-look at the new film…



Posted on May 24, 2007 by

LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY! (DVD)

On paper, this movie should be an anarchic sick-humor claymation anti-epic of the type that Film Threat fans should plug right into. Which is precisely the reason why I rented it, hoping for a good laugh…



Posted on May 23, 2007 by

FLIP (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 15 minutes

“Flip” plays on an age-old nightmare that every single single guy has had at one time or another: waking up from a drinking binge in Las Vegas married to somebody you barely know…


Posted on March 6, 2007 by

DESTROY ALL RATIONAL THOUGHT (DVD)

Burroughs understood implicitly how words can be used to say the opposite of what they appear to mean and be an insidious mind-control tool…



Posted on February 23, 2007 by

THE DWARVES: FEFU (DVD)

You know, sonically adventurous San Francisco skunkpunks The Dwarves have been dead for a while now: their 2004 album ‘The Dwarves Must Die’ announced this. And yet, here we are, years later, with yet ANOTHER release dug out of the ass of the scum-come-combo’s carcass…



Posted on January 16, 2007 by

VOLVER

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 121 minutes

You can see that the current events in Raimunda’s life and her mother’s past ‘neatly’ dovetail into twin vengeful scenarios that leave you in no doubt about Almodovar’s heavy-handed contempt for straight males, logic, plotting, and, hell, throw in believability just for good measure…


Posted on December 31, 2006 by

NIGHT WATCH

NIGHT WATCH
4 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 114 minutes

IN THEATERS!


Posted on March 3, 2006 by

GG ALLIN AND THE MURDER JUNKIES: TERROR IN AMERICA (DVD)

“Human beings display a deep and restless violence, which no longer channels itself into wars but has to emerge in road rage, internet porn, contact sports like hyperviolent professional rugby and US football, reality TV, and so on.” – JG Ballard, 2003. Add ‘watching GG Allin DVDs’ to the end of that list. Now. I […]



Posted on February 27, 2006 by

THE DWARVES – SALT LAKE CITY (DVD)

THE DWARVES – SALT LAKE CITY (DVD)

“Dwarves psycho!”



Posted on February 21, 2006 by

LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD (DVD)

LEPRECHAUN: BACK 2 THA HOOD (DVD)
2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 89 minutes

Whassup my ninjas? You know, my teenage years have a lot to answer for. When other normal Scottish teens were out drinking underage before passing out in a puddle of their own puke or setting fire to buildings, I would rent films from Certex (best video shop ever in existence) as often as I could […]


Posted on February 20, 2006 by

THE MACC LADS: THREE BEARS – BEST OF 1982-1988 (DVD)

THE MACC LADS: THREE BEARS – BEST OF 1982-1988 (DVD)

“BEER, BEER, WE WANT MORE BEER! ALL THE LADS ARE CHEERIN’, GET THE FUCKIN’ BEER IN!”



Posted on February 14, 2006 by

SPIDERBABE (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes

Main Seduction Cinema seductress Mundae plays Patricia Porker, a shy, sexually repressed college student who is bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes sex-crazed crimefighter ‘SpiderBabe’ who shoots webs out of her, uh, birthday carriage…


Posted on January 16, 2006 by

BIKINI GIRLS ON DINOSAUR PLANET (DVD)

1 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 58 minutes

The ‘plot,’ such as it is, concerns a pair of extra-terrestrial munchers-de-la-carpet studying the prehistoric mating habits of an earth-bound “dirty little tribe of lesbian mammals” from space in their super-tacky spaceship…


Posted on October 22, 2005 by

THE SEDUCTION OF MISTY MUNDAE (DVD)

THE SEDUCTION OF MISTY MUNDAE (DVD)
4 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 82 minutes

Okay, I admit it, I have a minor Misty Mundae fetish…


Posted on October 19, 2005 by

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