IDENTITY

1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 87 minutes

ANOTHER VIEW! Sounds like a good idea, and the film actually isn’t that bad for the first hour or so, but once the tricky twisty ending is introduced, “Identity” goes to pieces…


Posted on April 27, 2003 by

METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER

1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 127 minutes

SXSW 2004 DOCUMENTARY FEATURE SELECTION! Documentary directors Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky actually do a great job of filming what was originally supposed to be a documentary about the recording of the new Metallica album, which due to rehab and a few other sidesteps turned into a two year project. They show in great detail what it’s like to be inside Metallica’s inter-sanctum. And that’s why this is such a terrible film…


Posted on March 13, 2003 by

PROFILES IN SCIENCE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

Kim has a distinct filmmaking voice and has created one of the more interesting short films I’ve seen in a long time…


Posted on October 28, 2002 by

FINDING MR. RIGHT

FINDING MR. RIGHT
4 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

Fart jokes are always funny…


Posted on October 27, 2002 by

PENIS DISORDERS

PENIS DISORDERS
2 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 31 minutes

For some reason, there’s a fat guy with a chronic masturbation problem who just appears for no apparent reason other than he’s fat and jerks off…


Posted on October 14, 2002 by

THE RING

4 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 100 minutes

IN THEATERS! What “The Ring” has going for it is that it’s by far the coolest film made by a major studio since “Fight Club.” Producers Walter Parkes and Laurie MacDonald should be commended for letting director Gore Verbinski make a creepy, different and very non-commercial film…


Posted on October 14, 2002 by

DARTH VADER’S PSYCHIC HOTLINE

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

What an original idea – make a parody of “Star Wars…”


Posted on October 13, 2002 by

BEER GOGGLES

4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

Beer Goggles centers around a group of cowpoke huckleberries, some androgynous rockers and a case of really cheap beer…


Posted on October 12, 2002 by

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