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“STAR WARS THE PHANTOM EDIT”: THE FAN’S CUT

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

BEST OF 2001! Last month, rumors began circulating through Hollywood - someone, someone skilful in the art of film editing, had taken an off-the-shelf copy of "The Phantom Menace" and turned it into a good movie. Purportedly, they've managed to make the film more palatable to the original Star Wars generation by reducing Jar-Jar's screen time and making him less inclined to crack poop-jokes. They've made Anakin Skywalker, the film's central protagonist and the future Darth Vader, less brattish, and they've deleted superfluous scenes and masturbatory moments of gee-whiz visual-effects wizardry. George, welcome to the revolution!

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CHASING CHEVY

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

Did Chase simply implode, or was he blackballed by the establishment after The Chevy Chase Show?

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INDIANA JONES AND THE IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

We all want to see an all-new Indiana Jones adventure, right? Of course we do. The creators of the swashbuckling series do, too. Every once in a while George Lucas, Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford pop their heads up and reassure us with pro-Indiana Jones IV vox pops along the lines of: "We all want to do it; we're really keen; we will do it, but we're all busy right now, and we're waiting for the right script." They'll be waiting a long time...

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STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES (Teaser Trailer)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

IN THEATERS! His ability to tease us is significant, and George Lucas is handy with the scissors, too...

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CHASING CHEVY (part 2)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

"We're not really in the Chevy Chase business anymore", is the kind of cryptic comment that suggests the demise of Chevy Chase has a lot more to do with age and a bad imitation of David Letterman -- and that's all we really know.

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THE SAGA CONTINUES…

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

On Monday, Lucasfilm announced the title for the sequel prequel, the film that fans hope will revive the Star Wars series -- "Attack of the Clones." Senility? Stubbornness? Indifference? Well, it's either one or all of those...

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INDIANA JONES AND THE IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL (part 2)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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INDIANA JONES AND THE IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL (part 3)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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INDIANA JONES AND THE IMPOSSIBLE SEQUEL (part 4)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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“STAR WARS THE PHANTOM EDIT”: THE FAN’S CUT (part 4)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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“STAR WARS THE PHANTOM EDIT”: THE FAN’S CUT (part 3)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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“STAR WARS THE PHANTOM EDIT”: THE FAN’S CUT (part 2)

Matt Holcomb — Thu, 01 Jan 1970 00:00:00 +0000

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