BALL OF WAX (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Sports films always seem to cover the same ground – I thought that’s how “Ball of Wax” would turn out…


Posted on March 3, 2005 by

BINGE & PURGE (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 83 minutes

People will get eaten and that’s what you’re paying for. If you like your movies to go splat, then I think we have a winner here…


Posted on July 6, 2004 by

BAR FIGHTER

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 93 minutes

What if a movie took the most asinine stunts of “Jackass” and staged them with the same credibility as a “Faces of Death” alligator mauling?


Posted on November 25, 2003 by

THE BOOTYGUARD

THE BOOTYGUARD
2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 16 minutes

The Movie Gods have been kind to us mere mortals of late. Had fortune dealt us a different hand, we would soon be seeing the inauguration of governor-elect Gary Coleman while Arnold Schwarzenegger would be eking out a measly living on the set of “Terminator 4…”


Posted on November 14, 2003 by

THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 1981
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 87 minutes

A truly atmospheric piece of filmmaking that creates the most nightmarish vision of what a haunted house should contain…


Posted on October 30, 2003 by
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