RED (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 1992
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 30 minutes

The film was Matt Groening’s inspiration to have Bart make prank calls to Moe the Bartender and Howard Stern thinks the film is “really, really funny”, what more can you say?


Posted on October 1, 2004 by

SKIN DEEP (DVD)

SKIN DEEP (DVD)
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 89 minutes

Like on the TV show “Blind Date” everyone eventually ends up in the hot tub…


Posted on September 10, 2004 by

4-CYLINDER 400

4 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 23 minutes

“4-Cylinder 400” is funny, entertaining and well constructed…


Posted on September 7, 2004 by

THE NUNDEAD

2 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 86 minutes

I personally don’t find much enjoyment in watching someone light a bunch of candles for several minutes…


Posted on September 6, 2004 by

DON’T ASK DON’T TELL (DVD)

DON’T ASK DON’T TELL (DVD)
2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 75 minutes

Not to be repetitive, but it just isn’t funny…


Posted on September 2, 2004 by

ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE: BURNIN’ LOVE (DVD)

ROCKABILLY VAMPIRE: BURNIN’ LOVE (DVD)
2 Stars
Year Released: 1997
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Lorenzo will simply not give up on Iris, he stops by her apartment to let her know that he is headed to see Juju the Voodoo Guru who will be placing a love spell on her…


Posted on August 24, 2004 by

SUCKER: THE VAMPIRE (DVD)

SUCKER: THE VAMPIRE (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 88 minutes

Reed is fired from the hospital for consistent tardiness, but after promising he will continue to dispose of unwanted corpses, he manages keep his night job…


Posted on August 23, 2004 by

TAINTED (DVD)

TAINTED (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 1998
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 106 minutes

Regardless of the trying-too-hard dialog and lack of action or gore, it is just a vampire film and a fairly decent one at that…


Posted on August 17, 2004 by

ORANGES: REVENGE OF THE EGGPLANT (DVD)

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 96 minutes

I discovered something about myself while watching “Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplant”: I don’t like feature length, action adventure films that star talking fruits…


Posted on August 17, 2004 by

AMERICAN YEARBOOK

3 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 97 minutes

“American Yearbook” plays out a little too much like an after-school special…


Posted on August 11, 2004 by

THE FRONTLINE (DVD)

THE FRONTLINE (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 1883
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 77 minutes

Paul Hills begged money from his friends and family, sold his possessions, slept on the streets and even hitchhiked to purchase film stock in order to produce his first feature, “The Frontline”…


Posted on August 10, 2004 by

416

416
3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 80 minutes

The documentary “416″ proves that despite the fact that Nebraska is proud to claim openly gay reality TV star John Carroll as their own, the vast majority of Nebraskans don’t think very highly of homosexual residents as a whole…


Posted on August 6, 2004 by

G-MEN FROM HELL (DVD)

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 98 minutes

I have respect for individuals who try to turn comic books into motion pictures. Look at what they have to face: tons of role playing, comic book geeks complaining and these people have lots of time and know how to use a computer, yes they are a scary bunch…


Posted on July 24, 2004 by

SUBURBAN NIGHTMARE

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes

The main problem with “Suburban Nightmare” is that the film is dialogue driven and the dialogue is weak…


Posted on July 24, 2004 by

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