CHRIS AND THE DRAGON

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

A love triangle unfolds, kind of an ishy love triangle, but a love triangle nonetheless…


Posted on March 10, 2004 by

MONSTER ROAD

4.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 80 minutes

“Monster Road” is the 2004 Slamdance Film Festival winner for Best Documentary … and I can assure you, faithful FT folks, he deserves it…


Posted on March 10, 2004 by

SHADE AND SHADOW

SHADE AND SHADOW
3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 118 minutes

“Shade and Shadow” has some truly disturbing “Ring”-esque moments, some full frontal female nudity, some interesting acid-trippy camerawork, some decent dialogue, and some creepy music…


Posted on March 2, 2004 by

ABBY (DVD)

ABBY (DVD)
2.5 Stars
Year Released: 1973
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 92 minutes

It should have stayed lost…


Posted on February 25, 2004 by

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

DOWNWARD SPIRAL
3 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 127 minutes

I’ll tell you – I wasn’t so sure this flick was going to be all that much fun when I saw the running time – 3 1/2 hours…


Posted on February 6, 2004 by

SKATING & THINGS

SKATING & THINGS
1 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 7 minutes

I could videotape my friends skateboarding, but I don’t. I could record the drunken antics of my friends, but I don’t. I could show them how not to make a documentary, but I don’t. Know why? I know better and Peter Kirby already did it all for us…


Posted on February 6, 2004 by

GAYDAR

3 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 20 minutes

I hated the title and I’ve always just hated the word ‘gaydar’ in general, most likely since being half-gay myself, I should have some type of technology, internal or external, at my disposal, but I just don’t…


Posted on February 4, 2004 by

SKATING & THINGS II: THE SEASONS OF SKATING

1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 20 minutes

“Gleaming the Cube” had more action-packed skating going on than this film ever could have …


Posted on January 11, 2004 by

REVOLVER

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 37 minutes

Who hasn’t been in Johnathon Jenner’s shoes? A never-ending day, full of bad luck – and endless day, once full of possibilities, torn away from you by one action …


Posted on January 8, 2004 by

SADIE HAWKIN’S DAY

SADIE HAWKIN’S DAY
1 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 60 minutes

The actors in this film took the time to memorize lines – why, really, I have no idea…


Posted on January 8, 2004 by

THE RETURN OF THE FOREST MONSTER

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 75 minutes

The Labatt Blue ran out, and I had no access to heroin, but I still had a good time with this one…


Posted on January 3, 2004 by

THE NEW YORK CITY HORROR FILM FESTIVAL “KILLER SHORTS” (DVD)

THE NEW YORK CITY HORROR FILM FESTIVAL “KILLER SHORTS” (DVD)

“Killer” shorts? I suppose. For those who have very little imagination.



Posted on February 10, 2003 by

BLOOD GNOME (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

Not since Joseph Pander’s lead gal Roxy Hearts, in “Suck It & See,” have I ever witnessed such a stunning female star. Who cares what “Blood Gnome” is about?!? Mellissa Pursley – Mellissa Pursley – Mellissa Pursley. It’s all about Mellissa Pursley…


Posted on January 2, 2003 by

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