DEAR FRANKIE

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2004
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 102 minutes

IN THEATERS! While the film isn’t completely perfect, director and cinematographer Shona Auerbach shows that she’s a great new filmmaking talent…


Posted on March 6, 2005 by

PING PONG

3.5 Stars
Year Released: 2002
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 114 minutes

SCREENING JULY 15TH AT FANTASIA 2004! You needn’t have ever picked up a paddle to enjoy the high caliber of play that is shown. Despite being a little cliché, “Ping Pong” is a hell of a lot of fun…


Posted on July 15, 2004 by

NATURAL CITY

NATURAL CITY
2 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 112 minutes

The bullets fly furiously as many a human and droid are gunned down…


Posted on June 21, 2004 by

THE NAKED PROOF

3 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 108 minutes

SCREENING MAY 13TH AT THE EGYPTIAN THEATRE IN LOS ANGELES! “The Naked Proof” is a comedy about ideas, instead of situations. What exactly does that mean? It means that you are going to find the laughs in the alternating philosophies of the characters…


Posted on May 9, 2004 by

UZUMAKI

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

“Uzumaki” is the sword-swallowing, albino, bearded lady, in the carnival side-show of David Lynch’s mind. Those of you that don’t appreciate weird films, tread no further…


Posted on January 14, 2004 by

STUART GORDON: KING OF THE GOREHOUNDS

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Posted on July 9, 2003 by

STUART GORDON: KING OF THE GOREHOUNDS

“KING OF THE ANTS” IS SCREENING AT FANTASIA 2003! Stuart Gordon is back with a film that many are saying is his best work since a little 1985 film called “Re-Animator.” I met with Stuart Gordon the day after the world premiere of “King of the Ants” at the Seattle International Film Festival…



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STUART GORDON: KING OF THE GOREHOUNDS

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KING OF THE ANTS

4 Stars
Year Released: 2003
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 101 minutes

SEATTLE INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL 2003 REVIEW! George Wendt is so sadistic, you actually forget he was Norm for 90 minutes….


Posted on June 24, 2003 by

MONKEY LOVE

1 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 96 minutes

The film plays like a long stale episode of “Saved by the Bell,” where the characters get to say fuck a lot…


Posted on January 7, 2003 by

WAITING FOR ANAKIN

They’ve spent their 100th day in line waiting for a movie. With five weeks still left to wait, only one film could possibly cause such fan insanity; “Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones”…



Posted on December 29, 2002 by

THE WEIGHT OF WATER

1 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 113 minutes

OPENS IN LOS ANGELES, NOVEMEBER 1ST! Sean Penn could read a calculus textbook and almost make it interesting, however, even his presence cannot save the dreadful “Weight of Water.” The only thing that grabbed my undivided attention was a mostly nude Elizabeth Hurley and her moment spent with an ice cube…


Posted on October 28, 2002 by

6IXTYNIN9

3 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 114 minutes

Two thugs show up looking for their missing money and Tum kills them both…


Posted on November 9, 2001 by

AMELIE

5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 120 minutes

IN THEATERS IN LIMITED RELEASE! “Amelie” synonyms: enchanting, alluring, bewitching, captivating, charming, inventive, fascinating, seductive, delectable, beguiling, enthralling, delightful, intriguing, joyous…


Posted on October 1, 2001 by

AMERICAN PIE 2

4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 100 minutes

IN THEATERS! The problem with most comedy sequels is that they suck. This is especially apparent in the teen-sex genre…


Posted on August 10, 2001 by

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