CHICKENFUT
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  Year Released: 2008 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 20 minutes |
I ask for funny and they bring me creepy. I’m not upset about this.
Posted on March 23, 2009 by Steve Anderson
SAWDENLY STOLEN?
Is Saw, the first great film franchise of the twenty first century, stolen property?
Posted on January 12, 2009 by Steve Anderson
FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
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Year Released: 2008 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 20 minutes |
When it’s you, your horse and your shotgun in the middle of nowhere, you might learn more than you wanted to know…
Posted on August 20, 2008 by Steve Anderson
THE INSECT CHORUS
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  Year Released: 2008 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 22 minutes |
I was expecting a dull, contrived, and pretentious little tale, because when a movie bills itself as “a new kind of fairy tale”, you don’t exactly look for it to be a thrilling low-impact romp…
Posted on August 15, 2008 by Steve Anderson
HEADING HOME
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Year Released: 2006 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 11 minutes |
I have to admit, they definitely hit you all at once with this–I doubt Campbell’s original was quite this taut and rapid-paced–but I can’t help but wonder if just maybe they went a little too fast…
Posted on August 4, 2008 by Steve Anderson
ACTIONGIRLS: SOLDIERS OF THE DEAD PART ONE
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 95 minutes |
It was so bad, I wanted ninety minutes of my life back at the thirty minute mark…
Posted on February 29, 2008 by Steve Anderson
KILLER KILLER
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 75 minutes |
“Killer Killer” tried its best to be a clear winner, but sadly, couldn’t cash the check that its first three minutes wrote…
Posted on February 27, 2008 by Steve Anderson
ROUGH CUT
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 86 minutes |
It’s like a fusion of “CSI” and “Inside the Actor’s Studio,” and that’s not a combination that anyone sees often…
Posted on February 11, 2008 by Steve Anderson
HUNTING SEASON
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 90 minutes |
In a different world, I might have recommended “Hunting Season” to eighties horror buffs, but even that recommendation is lost to me now…
Posted on February 10, 2008 by Steve Anderson
ORION SLAVE GIRLS MUST DIE!!!
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 24 minutes |
“We told you to stay out of our Pizza Hut, Trekkie!”
Posted on February 5, 2008 by Steve Anderson
THE EVADING (DVD)
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 98 minutes |
“The Evading” actually plays like a hybrid of several different Japanese horror films done in a strictly American style, giving it some serious innovation credits to its name…
Posted on January 16, 2008 by Steve Anderson
SHOOTING MICHAEL MOORE
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 80 minutes |
This indie gem was the winner of the Audience Choice Award at the Flint Michigan Film Festival. Two nights running….
Posted on January 13, 2008 by Steve Anderson
CREATURE STORY
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 9 minutes |
“Creature Story”, despite the fact that it’s so impossibly short,
still manages to satisfy by way of a fantastic twist ending.
Posted on January 8, 2008 by Steve Anderson
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 89 minutes |
It’s a great day when I can actually use the phrase “Flesh-eating cannibal hookers” and not look like a total lunatic…
Posted on January 7, 2008 by Steve Anderson
DUMPSTER DIVER
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 11 minutes |
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure with “Dumpster Diver”,
though if you watch it, you’ll be hard pressed to decide just which
man you agree with…
Posted on January 7, 2008 by Steve Anderson