INFINITE MOMENTS
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 5 minutes |
I don’t even know what the woman’s name is, let alone why she’s being attacked by some guy in a ski mask…
Posted on January 6, 2008 by Steve Anderson
CHOCOLATES
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 10 minutes |
Don’t come in here looking for cohesive plotlines or a clear, brisk narrative…
Posted on January 5, 2008 by Steve Anderson
SPLATTER FARM
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 69 minutes |
The phrase “enormous copout” comes readily to mind…
Posted on January 5, 2008 by Steve Anderson
FOREST OF THE DEAD
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 79 minutes |
Look for such exciting horror movie standards as “Crazy Old Guy at the Gas Station”! “Do The Light Switches Ever Work Here?”! “Horny Teenagers Get Chopped Up The Fastest”! and one of my personal favorites, “So Very Canadian, Eh?”
Posted on January 4, 2008 by Steve Anderson
MEATBALL MACHINE (DVD)
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  Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 89 minutes |
Leave it to the Japanese cinema to cut a person’s head in half one minute and have the characters fall in love the next…
Posted on January 3, 2008 by Steve Anderson
SKIN CRAWL
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 75 minutes |
Son of a bitch…how does any self-respecting horror movie manage to go THIS long without any deaths?
Posted on January 2, 2008 by Steve Anderson
SHADOW PUPPETS (DVD)
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 102 minutes |
Wake up locked in a padded room where the only furnishing is a mattress and suddenly the lights go out? Man, I’d be freaked out too, and I’m only just watching it…
Posted on January 1, 2008 by Steve Anderson
MY LAST CONFESSION
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 21 minutes |
Whether or not “My Last Confession” is an accurate portrayal is actually quite irrelevant…
Posted on December 20, 2007 by Steve Anderson
THE LISTENING DEAD
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 14 minutes |
A silent horror film. Will wonders never cease?
Posted on December 9, 2007 by Steve Anderson
URCHIN
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 108 minutes |
Frankly, as entertaining as an eight-year-old drug enforcer armed with an array of homemade armaments might be, it’s still pretty disturbing…
Posted on November 20, 2007 by Steve Anderson
CASTING CALL
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 10 minutes |
Of all the Hollywood horror stories, “Casting Call” is likely to be
the most plausible…
Posted on November 7, 2007 by Steve Anderson
KILL BABY KILL
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Year Released: 1966 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 84 minutes |
There is a distinct possibility your PARENTS were not born when this movie first showed. But it has aged well…
Posted on November 2, 2007 by Steve Anderson
BORDERLINE CULT (DVD)
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: R Running Time: 81 minutes |
You know what to expect by now. It’s Ulli Lommel…
Posted on November 1, 2007 by Steve Anderson
ALBERT FISH
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 87 minutes |
Albert Fish has a recipe for roasted child ass. It involves carrots and onions…
Posted on November 1, 2007 by Steve Anderson
HARVESTING THE HOMELESS
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Year Released: 2007 MPAA Rating: Unrated Running Time: 24 minutes |
Is this a commentary on the nature of religion and the divine? Is this a poke at capitalism? Or possibly even just a commentary on the homeless problem in our country?
Posted on October 21, 2007 by Steve Anderson