INFINITE MOMENTS

INFINITE MOMENTS
1 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 5 minutes

I don’t even know what the woman’s name is, let alone why she’s being attacked by some guy in a ski mask…


Posted on January 6, 2008 by

CHOCOLATES

CHOCOLATES
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 10 minutes

Don’t come in here looking for cohesive plotlines or a clear, brisk narrative…


Posted on January 5, 2008 by

SPLATTER FARM

SPLATTER FARM
0 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 69 minutes

The phrase “enormous copout” comes readily to mind…


Posted on January 5, 2008 by

FOREST OF THE DEAD

FOREST OF THE DEAD
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 79 minutes

Look for such exciting horror movie standards as “Crazy Old Guy at the Gas Station”! “Do The Light Switches Ever Work Here?”! “Horny Teenagers Get Chopped Up The Fastest”! and one of my personal favorites, “So Very Canadian, Eh?”


Posted on January 4, 2008 by

MEATBALL MACHINE (DVD)

MEATBALL MACHINE (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 89 minutes

Leave it to the Japanese cinema to cut a person’s head in half one minute and have the characters fall in love the next…


Posted on January 3, 2008 by

SKIN CRAWL

SKIN CRAWL
1 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 75 minutes

Son of a bitch…how does any self-respecting horror movie manage to go THIS long without any deaths?


Posted on January 2, 2008 by

SHADOW PUPPETS (DVD)

SHADOW PUPPETS (DVD)
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 102 minutes

Wake up locked in a padded room where the only furnishing is a mattress and suddenly the lights go out? Man, I’d be freaked out too, and I’m only just watching it…


Posted on January 1, 2008 by

MY LAST CONFESSION

MY LAST CONFESSION
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 21 minutes

Whether or not “My Last Confession” is an accurate portrayal is actually quite irrelevant…


Posted on December 20, 2007 by

THE LISTENING DEAD

THE LISTENING DEAD
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 14 minutes

A silent horror film. Will wonders never cease?


Posted on December 9, 2007 by

URCHIN

URCHIN
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 108 minutes

Frankly, as entertaining as an eight-year-old drug enforcer armed with an array of homemade armaments might be, it’s still pretty disturbing…


Posted on November 20, 2007 by

CASTING CALL

CASTING CALL
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 10 minutes

Of all the Hollywood horror stories, “Casting Call” is likely to be
the most plausible…


Posted on November 7, 2007 by

KILL BABY KILL

KILL BABY KILL
3 Stars
Year Released: 1966
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 84 minutes

There is a distinct possibility your PARENTS were not born when this movie first showed. But it has aged well…


Posted on November 2, 2007 by

BORDERLINE CULT (DVD)

BORDERLINE CULT (DVD)
0 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 81 minutes

You know what to expect by now. It’s Ulli Lommel…


Posted on November 1, 2007 by

ALBERT FISH

2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 87 minutes

Albert Fish has a recipe for roasted child ass. It involves carrots and onions…


Posted on November 1, 2007 by

HARVESTING THE HOMELESS

HARVESTING THE HOMELESS
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 24 minutes

Is this a commentary on the nature of religion and the divine? Is this a poke at capitalism? Or possibly even just a commentary on the homeless problem in our country?


Posted on October 21, 2007 by

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