OF DARKNESS

OF DARKNESS
4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 21 minutes

By not dragging it out, they’ve managed to create a superconcentrated burst of suspense and terror combined…


Posted on October 10, 2007 by

FREEDOMLAND

FREEDOMLAND
4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 14 minutes

What happened in “Freedomland” was sad enough. What might have been
in “Freedomland” makes you even sadder for the thought…


Posted on October 1, 2007 by

CYN

CYN
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 6 minutes

All in all, “Cyn” does what it does extremely well. Only when faced
with the immutable question–”Was it actually worth doing?”–does it
falter…


Posted on September 22, 2007 by

NO DESTINATION

NO DESTINATION
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 18 minutes

Laumeister’s work is taut and deftly paced, with enough happening before an explosive conclusion to make you glad you stuck around…


Posted on September 10, 2007 by

OPEN WATER 2: ADRIFT (DVD)

1 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 94 minutes

The perfect storm of stupid…


Posted on September 4, 2007 by

MUSTANG SALLY’S HORROR HOUSE (DVD)

MUSTANG SALLY’S HORROR HOUSE (DVD)
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 85 minutes

Powerpuff Girls running whorehouses? Who says reality is stranger than fiction?


Posted on September 3, 2007 by

DIE AND LET LIVE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2006
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 90 minutes

The funniest low-budget zombie teen romance comedy I’ve ever seen…


Posted on September 2, 2007 by

BLOOD OATH

BLOOD OATH
2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 82 minutes

Cited for use of cliches, cheesy digital decapitation, and gross misuse of Tiffany Shepis…


Posted on September 2, 2007 by

THE GRAND HORROR

2 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 86 minutes

There’s an old adage out there about biting off more than you can chew–specifically, that you shouldn’t…


Posted on September 1, 2007 by

SHADOW WALKERS (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 91 minutes

Unoriginal but fun, and a good way to kill time between all the monster blockbusters you’re probably at least thinking about seeing…


Posted on September 1, 2007 by

EVIL (TO KAKO)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 83 minutes

Like “28 Days Later”? You’ll like this. Didn’t like it? You’ll STILL like this…


Posted on August 20, 2007 by

THE MANITOU (DVD)

3 Stars
Year Released: 1978
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 104 minutes

All I can really say with any kind of certainty is man, did they ever make ‘em weird back in the seventies…


Posted on August 15, 2007 by

TOOFY SHORTS VOL. 1 (DVD)

4 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes

The produce of the Toofy Film Fest, for better and for worse, comes at us in the Toofy Shorts collection, volume one…


Posted on August 13, 2007 by

VIDEO VIOLENCE / VIDEO VIOLENCE PART 2: THE EXPLOITATION (DVD)

2 Stars
Year Released: 1987
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 98 minutes

A great history lesson… but a pair of lousy movies…


Posted on August 10, 2007 by

SERIAL RABBIT

SERIAL RABBIT
3 Stars
Year Released: 2007
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 86 minutes

It’s like watching “Harvey” as directed by Brian De Palma with a budget of a hundred and eighty dollars…


Posted on August 5, 2007 by

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