THE PLEDGE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 123 minutes

CANNES FILM FESTIVAL REVIEW! Sean Penn is probably better known for his Jeff Spicoli, marriage to Madonna, and anti-Hollywood attitude than helming his own films…


Posted on May 9, 2001 by

HOLLYWOOD CAN KISS MY ASS

There’s an elephant in the room and it just shit on my plate. Because when you write about Hollywood there are all these things you’re not “supposed” to say. Like an actress is a big ass fattycakes or an actor is a major homosexual or a child star is precocious enough to merit a pounding….



Posted on May 9, 2001 by

TRAFFIC

5 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 110 minutes

One addict in the film sums up well what “Traffic” ultimately drives at, “My disease tells me I don’t have a disease.”


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

THE NEXT BEST THING

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 110 minutes

If “The Next Best Thing” is the next best thing, “The Best Thing” must really suck…


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

WHAT WOMEN WANT

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 105 minutes

If “What Women Want” is what women want now, it’s a movie that allows them to fantasize themselves as all-powerful and all men as emasculated…


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

MEET THE PARENTS

1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 108 minutes

Whoever convinced the talents of Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller to appear in a movie as relentlessly unfunny and astonishingly dull as “Meet the Parents” should be hunted down and savagely defiled…


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

CENTER STAGE

0.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 113 minutes

While movie reviewers like to throw around the line, “This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen,” this movie may be the worst movie I’ve ever seen…


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

THE CONTENDER

3 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 126 minutes

It’s hard not to want to cheer for a movie that includes lines of dialogue like, “When she came out, she was covered in cum.”


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

CECIL B. DEMENTED

5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 88 minutes

SUSANNAH BRESLIN REVIEW BONANZA! She’s the new addition to the FILM THREAT crew, so discover what turns Susannah on!!! (Y’know, when it comes to movies.) “Every so often a great movie comes along that does what all the best movies do: remind you that most movies are shit…”


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

ALMOST FAMOUS

4 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: R
Running Time: 122 minutes

“What happens when music, fame, and sex collide is finally profoundly affecting…”


Posted on May 5, 2001 by

THE YEAR THAT WASN’T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000

Although no one ever pities film critics, who make it a profession to ruthlessly and righteously critique anything anyone dares commit to celluloid, it’s movie reviewers who have to sit through the majority of a year’s bad films. From the utter inanity of “Road Trip” to the never-ending awfulness of “Battlefield Earth,” this was a year when “screening” for me, more often than not was synonymous with “suffering”…



Posted on May 4, 2001 by

THE YEAR THAT WASN’T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000 (part 2)

TK



Posted on May 4, 2001 by

THE YEAR THAT WASN’T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000 (part 3)

TK



Posted on May 3, 2001 by

REMEMBER THE TITANS

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2000
MPAA Rating: PG
Running Time: 113 minutes

FILM THREAT’S TRIBUTE TO THE SUPER BOWL! “Remember the Titans” in the end is a fine film and certainly a pleasant trip…


Posted on February 2, 2001 by

SAVE THE LAST DANCE

4 Stars
Year Released: 2001
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 120 minutes

TK


Posted on January 13, 2001 by

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