ZOHAN = GENIUS
Maybe it’s because I grew up Jewish – hearing about the massive dominance of the Israeli army… Maybe it’s because everybody told me it sucked… but I really, really really, really liked YOU DONT MESS WITH THE ZOHAN. Normally, this is the kind of film I wouldn’t even Jew my way into by purchasing a [...]

Posted on June 5, 2008 by Zach Selwyn
HOW TO WIN AN AUDIENCE IN 20 MINUTES
So, my job occasionally provides me with the sweet benefit of getting to see movies for free at what are called “Press Screenings” in the business of film criticism. I am not a critic, but I do have to interview a lot of actors/producers on my TV show (Attack of the Show! – same as [...]

Posted on November 3, 2006 by Zach Selwyn
TOM HANKS AND HIS KIDS SCARED ME.
OK. Saturday night. Arclight theater in Los Angeles. (A 15 dollar seat in a trendy pay-to-park theater with ginormous screens and beer for sale at the in-house cafe.) Anyway, there’s Tom Hanks and his wife and two kids in front of us. Fucking Tom Hanks. Rita Wilson. A couple of young kids. Cute. Hey, I’m [...]

Posted on October 20, 2006 by Zach Selwyn
