Every single time I go to a Rated-R film, I know what to expect. There will be at least one moronic parent in the audience who brought their kid. And I am not talking about a kid who’s like 10-years-old. Instead, I am talking about a kid that is young enough to have to be brought in with a stroller.
The last time it happened was a couple weeks ago. I saw The Condemned, an Rated-R film, starring some wrestler guy with Vinnie Jones. I wasn’t expecting greatness here but I am a fan of crappy action films.
The film was everything I expected it to be too, but near the 20 minute mark, however, I began hearing that “goo goo ga ga” shit coming from the front area of the theater. It was hard to point out the exact location due to the darkness but it was clear that there was a little kid in this theater.
The best part about this whole thing was that this film has a rape scene. It’s not a very well directed scene but it’s done in such a way that you can’t help yourself from figuring out what is going on. I am even willing to bet a dollar this kid knew what was up.
What a great example of parenting right there. Take your kid to a Rated-R film so they can witness a rape. Awesome – parent of the year.
Posted on May 10, 2007 in Blogs by Michael Ferraro
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