I promised you all a review of INLAND EMPIRE that hasn’t come yet, and I just wanted to inform everyone that I wasn’t dilly dallying. Nope, I was waiting…

Waiting, for this:


What is it? Why… only the greatest thing imaginable!


I’ve been watching INLAND EMPIRE in my sleep, and once you wake up, you need coffee.

But not just any coffee. Nooooo… it wouldn’t do to just brew some crappy house blend from the corner store. No, this is much better.


It’s David Lynch’s Signature Cup Organic House Roast Coffee (Available for order on Lynch’s own website.):


Isn’t it the prettiest can you ever seen?


Let’s see Maxwell House detail their cans like this.


Yeah, yeah, yeah… I know I know I know. I’ve insanely gone overboard when this was supposed to be a simple review. I’m fully aware of this facet of my personality, but come on! Admit that that’s a fucking cool can of coffee. I thought I was gonna get like a lame little baggy of ground beans or something.

Now I only have one problem, I’m not too sure how to open it. The top either pops off or twists off, but it’s on there like glue and I don’t wanna bust the thing.

I think I may need a blue key.

Posted on October 11, 2007 in Blogs by

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  1. Michael Ferraro on Thu, 11th Oct 2007 10:14 am 

    That’s the best can of coffee ever.

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  2. Don Lewis on Thu, 11th Oct 2007 4:17 pm 

    Dude, that’s awesome! I’ve been meaning to get some of that so a coffee review is expected as well. If you keep imbibing all this Lynch a bunny is going to pop out of your ass…

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  3. Felix Vasquez Jr. on Thu, 11th Oct 2007 8:31 pm 

    I bet that coffee tastes surreal.

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  4. Oskar P. Einarsson on Fri, 12th Oct 2007 3:59 am 

    Where do you buy it. Links, links, LIINKS!!!

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  5. Jeremy Knox on Fri, 12th Oct 2007 6:22 am 

    Sorry Oscar, you’re right. I should have mentionned where I got it. Here’s the URL: http://ecomm.davidlynch.com/catalog/coffee.php I also edited the blog to include a link in case other people want to buy some too.

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  6. don on Fri, 12th Oct 2007 10:48 am 

    I love the link on Lynch’s site where you can click and he tells you the weather report each day. Classic Lynch!

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