HINTETY HINT HINT FOR AMY CRACKHOUSE’S MANAGER…

HINTETY HINT HINT FOR AMY CRACKHOUSE’S MANAGER…

Here’s an idea that hasn’t been tried: 

Amy? Ammmmmmy? *whistle* Come on girl! Want a ride? Wanna go for a ride? Come on!

Hop in the car. Your favorite squeaktoy is in there! Yes it is! Yes it is!

Good girl! Your nose ish so wet! I mush your big slobbery face!

Nawwwwwww, I’m not gonna drive you out in the middle of the woods and just leave you there. I promise! We’re just gonna drive to a place where there’s lots of bunnies and you can chase them. You like chasing bunnies don’t you? Yes she does! Yes she does!

This is actually, seriously my solution for “fixing” all those fucked up pseudo-celebrities who just can’t handle fame or money and who pollute the airwaves with their annoying dumb shit. The public isn’t going to stop watching these trainwrecks, so for everyone’s sake let’s take them out to a place where they’ll be happy and we won’t have to see them ever again. Everyone wins.

NOTE: I realize that I should have used a more “movie-ish” celebrity, but come on… could you find a better picture of anyone else to illustrate my point?




Posted on March 27, 2008 in Blogs by
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4 Comments on "HINTETY HINT HINT FOR AMY CRACKHOUSE’S MANAGER…"

  1. Mark Bell on Thu, 27th Mar 2008 10:49 am 

    That picture is awesome! Like a puppy dog on a Sunday drive…


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  2. Dave Lawler on Thu, 27th Mar 2008 2:32 pm 

    I say it’s time for Harvest!


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  3. Felix Vasquez Jr. on Thu, 27th Mar 2008 10:24 pm 

    She is SO fucking ugly. My god.


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  4. Oskar P. Einarsson on Tue, 1st Apr 2008 4:21 am 

    Ugly? Maybe not on the outside, but to quote an early Zappa/Mothers lyric from ca. 1968:

    What’s the ugliest part of your body?
    What’s the ugliest part of your body?
    Some say your nose, some say your toes
    I think it’s your MIND.


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