TOP 25 HOT SHORTS

11. KILLING MICHAEL BAY
This brilliant film is pure masturbation for anyone out there who can’t stand the bag of hot air called Michael Bay.

12. KUNSTBAR
The main character first orders up a Jackson Pollock and the bartender throws it in his face, making him look like one of Pollock’s paintings. At another table, a man drinks a Van Gogh and his ear falls off. Art lovers will be more than happy to see this one again and again, if only to identify what artist drinks these people are sucking down.

13. MASTURBATION: PUTTING THE FUN INTO SELF-LOVING
Make sure you have health insurance before trying any of the masturbation techniques in this gut and nut busting short.

14. THE PAPER MACHE CHASE
Recently, parents have been driving themselves crazy trying to plan their kids’ futures just as they’re beginning to walk. This hilarious mockumentary is for them.

15. THE PROVIDER
The movie’s tagline is the simple and deceptive, “A short course in agricultural economy.” There is no dialogue and nothing is ever explained. Instead, viewers are treated to something that looks like it was shot on the same film stock as “The Evil Dead.” Regardless, this movie has all the elements in place for a major freak out.

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Posted on August 11, 2003 in Features by
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