OUR MAN BEHIND THE REMOTE

Eve
UPN
How sad is it when the funniest person on the show is the chick from B.A.P.S? I think I recognized the script from a Cub Scout sketch show I did when I was ten. Unfortunately, they left out the sodomy, which would’ve made the show twenty times funnier.

Whoopi
NBC
If I had to choose between watching this show, watching “Sister Act” or having sex with Ms. Goldberg herself, I would choose the sex, only because I know, for a fact, it would be over in under ten minutes.

Happy Family
NBC
Suicidal viewers.

All of Us
UPN
The title refers to how many people hate this show. UPN might as well just show a picture of Will & Jada for a half hour, because that is the only reason anyone is watching.

Rock Me Baby
UPN
Remember when you first saw Dan Cortese on MTV and said, “He’s kind of funny. He should have his own show.” THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! “Traps,” The new “Route 66,” “The Single Guy,” “Veronica’s Closet.” Which one of these shows made you demand more of the world’s least talented Whopper salesman?

The Mullets
UPN
Why UPN is bothering to make a show for white people, I do not know, but I do know this – I loved Loni Anderson on WKRP, and I hate her in this piece of KRAP (please do not steal this hilarious joke and tell it at work tomorrow).

The O.C.
FOX
This show had me at “Welcome to the O.C, bitch!” Unlike “Dawson’s Creek,” “O” (as I call it) has great adult characters in addition to the teenagers. Peter Gallagher was born for the role of the ex-hippie, public defending, surfing, high society hating dad. I just wish they would get to the teen sex already.

All About the Andersons
WB
The “Kangaroo Jack” joke was the only laugh in the whole first episode. John Amos is good, as always, but substituting the fat Anthony Anderson for the skinny Jimmie Walker is not going to work. Then again, it is on the WB, so who knows?

See what else is on Paul’s mind at his website, The King of TV.




Posted on September 22, 2003 in Features by

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