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BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF UWE BOLL...SERIOUSLY!
Further proof that Uwe Boll just doesn't get it came up this week as he's offered five critics who hate him and his movies the chance to go ten rounds with him at the end of his new film, "Postal." We shit you not! Here's the details:

Towards the end of the filming of Postal, the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll.

Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press. ??

To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered. Folks between 140 and 190 pounds, send an email to info@boll.kg.de and help Uwe prove that he isn't a bad filmmaker through physical violence.

Film Threat hereby nominates Rory Aronsky to be our critic in the ring!

Read the rest of the story at Aint it Cool>>>



 
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