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HALLOWEEN (2007)
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by Mark Bell (2007-09-01) |
| 2007, Rated R, 109 minutes, Dimension Films |
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Re-makes, re-imaginings... there's just no stopping them. Hollywood is committed to a course of recycling successes, no matter how great or small, and the most we can hope for is that the people re-making the classics we remember will be respectful of the original and/or competent in their filmmaking. Luckily for "Halloween" fans, the guy tapped to bring us the re-imagining was horror aficionado and improving filmmaker Rob Zombie.Unfortunately for Zombie, his attempt to craft the tale into a more realistic realm, making Michael Myers a psychopath product of his upbringing and environment rather than a random killing machine, both succeeds and fails. To Zombie's credit, he's somewhat crafted a solid standalone film that showcases his growth as a filmmaker. To his detriment, he's tied to a classic that, when he's forced to pay proper homage, drags down his otherwise unique take. This version of "Halloween" has a lengthy back story built-in. Rather than touching upon a young Michael Myers killing his sister and then being institutionalized, like the original, this version gives us more details of Myers' homelife, which is like an unrated episode of "Jerry Springer." Young Michael (Daeg Faerch) begins to act out, killing animals first, then eventually those in his family that he's less impressed with, like his mother's boyfriend (William Forsythe) and older sister. He spares his younger sister and mother (Sheri Moon-Zombie, in her best performance as an actor to date), however, and gets the aforementioned institutionalization, where he gets therapy from Dr. Loomis (Malcolm McDowell)... until Michael realizes that he's never getting out, and decides to not talk anymore, a protest he keeps up for 15 years. And over that time, Michael (Tyler Mane) grows into quite the man, expanding into the muscular and 6'8" killing machine we all know and love, who breaks out of the institution, goes back to Haddonfield and attempts to get in touch with his younger sister, who is now the adopted Laurie Strode (Scout Taylor-Compton). Oh, and he kills a bunch of people. The back story of Michael lasts almost an hour, and is truly the strength of this film as Zombie is able to craft a unique tone and mood that really brings in the audience and keeps them engaged. Never mind whether the motivations or psychological cause-and-effect make sense, really that's less impressive then the fact that Zombie is able to showcase that he has grown as a filmmaker, and that there's an elevated style that exists. Unfortunately for Zombie, he can't keep this up once Myers escapes, as that's when the film becomes a re-make with a few twists as opposed to the re-imagining he's been hyping. The second half of the film is all about homaging music cues, camera angles and other bits from the original and all it really does is point out how out of place the first half of the film is. Plus, Scout's portrayal of Laurie Strode is so grating that you're actually rooting for Michael to get her and therefore save your eardrums from her annoying vocal performance. It truly feels as if there's two very different movies trapped in one, and both halves do a disservice to the other. The second half can't help but remind you of the classic, a comparison that does quite a bit of damage to the newer version, because it just doesn't gel with its modern day setting. What suburb in the U.S. will allow a 6'8" man in a mask, with a knife and/or bloody hands, stand out in the open and go unnoticed except by his eventual victims? It also doesn't gel with the motivations set up at the beginning of the film, because Michael's killing spree just doesn't make sense within that context. At least in the original, where there was no context until "Halloween II," when we were let in on the news that Laurie was his sister, the killing spree was just that: a random killing spree. This one, by attempting to explain everything means that it has to work within that explanation, and when it doesn't, it drags the entire endeavor down. I will give Zombie points for setting up the ambiguity towards Michael's return for Laurie. Does he return to kill her, or because she's the only one he loves that's still alive? Still, why is he killing all her friends instead of going right for her? Without Zombie's attempt at context, no one cares. Here... it becomes a plot concern that has to make some sense. Save the first two "Halloween" films, Zombie's take is the best film of the franchise. That's not saying much, I know, but it is a compliment that Rob deserves. Each movie he does is better than the last from a filmmaking standpoint; he's truly learning his craft and he did make this his own... about halfway. Had he not been tied to the classic for the second half and perhaps had just gone for a completely original film that perhaps owed its inception to "Halloween" as opposed to trying to BE "Halloween," I'd say he'd have made a top-notch horror film, period. As it stands, he made a noble attempt, and it could've been a Hell of a lot worse, but it's not as great a film as its potential hints at.
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Graham Rae READER |
Who cares about Halloween, the 1978 version or this one> Halloween 3: Season of The Witch, now THERE'S a classic film! Sing along:
"Eight more days to
Halloween halloween halloween
Eight more days to halloween...
SILVER SHAMROCK!"
(Chuckle)
"Michael...this evil...that is within you...will destroy you..."
Bet Donald Pleasance's lame performances were missed in this 'new' one...
G. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 12:39 am
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Phil Hall STAFF WRITER |
The creativity well must be bone dry if "Halloween" has to be remade. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 5:16 am
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Michael Ferraro STAFF WRITER |
"The back story of Michael lasts almost an hour, and is truly the strength of this film..." If by "strength" you mean "cliche film school-esque plotting and writing," you are correct sir. What a piece of fuck. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 5:36 am
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FelixVasquez STAFF WRITER |
One thing I always loved you about Mark:
Your generosity. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 5:52 am
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MikeWatt STAFF WRITER |
What did you write about the "Day the Earth Stood Still" remake? Don't bother screaming or protesting - no one is listening and nobody cares? HALLOWEEN: REDEUX will make a mint and we'll be plagued with remakes of sequels for years to come. And when they start to fizzle out at the Box Office, someone will proclaim the death of horror and we'll be back to where we started. Ad infinitum. We've been stuck in a commercial loop for years. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 9:07 am
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nohorror READER |
For a long time I've wanted to comment on what to me is simply bizarre, to say the least. This shameful, twisted fascination with horror. Torture! Blood! People cut up in pieces! Pain! Suffering! Wonderful! Please give me more! It's so entertaining!
Do we not have enough real life violence and pain and suffering? How freaking sick are we if we consider this fun. I think of this directors working their asses off creating these make believe atrocities and I just find it pathetic. My god, use your creative brain for something good!
Yes I know there is a dark side. Yes I know part of our nature is violent. But we have also come a long way as a species. And I think most of us don't think pain, murder and torture are very fun.
Artists, filmmakers: I celebrate freedom of expression. But freedom is also about responsibility.
Just as the architects are responsible for the stability of the buildings they design, so are artists responsible for the foundation of our culture!
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 12:48 pm
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Michael Ferraro STAFF WRITER |
Nohorror, you're Film Threat's new hilarious best friend. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 2:45 pm
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white_zombie READER |
Nohorror, might I suggest the following:
Cannibal Holocaust
I Spit On Your Grave
Re-Animator
Entrails Of A Beautiful Woman
and of course,
Maniac |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 4:46 pm
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nohorror READER |
Go ahead. have fun. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 9:21 pm
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Graham Rae READER |
Freedom is about irresponsibility too. How far have we come as a species? Just ask people in Iraq. Or African countries where they seemingly massacre each other for sport. Or any black neighborhood where they shoot each other for fun and money and drugs. America loves violence and hates sex; national sickness. Making shit like Halloween could be viewed as socially irresponsible, certainly, but attacking violent films and video games is an easy out; attack gun control laws first, then see what gets better real-life-violence-wise.
The ONLY way this whole new worthless horror wave shit will get any better is if the films stop making money; only THEN will they stop being made. Idiots like Rob Zombie are harmless nuts. Least they have a camera to take their madness out on. Shrug. Hitler couldn't blame the Halloween films for his atrocities. People are apes; apes are violent (ever seen what a chimp can do to a person with just its claws?); grasp that and understand we'll never be any other way or much better (that's a religious concept), and you'll understand the human race a HELLUVA lot better. And save yourself (and us) a helluva lot of false sanctimony and angst. |
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Posted on August 31, 2007, 9:25 pm
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nohorror READER |
I didn't mean to come across in an angry way. It's probably the exclamation points!!!!
While I agree with you in that attacking gun control and war is more important, I think we can also consider promoting some social responsibility.
Hitler couldn't blame the Halloween films for his atrocities. I like the way you put it. I really do. And in my ape mind and heart, I hope that this "whole new worthless horror wave shit" is harmless.
By the way "false sanctimony" is kind of a contradiction in terms.
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Posted on September 1, 2007, 7:13 am
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Theaveragebear READER |
Felix was right, you are quite generous in most of your reviews, Mark. And this time in particular I'd say that you're far more so that what you have to be where this movie is concerned. Hell, I may actually give it a chance now and see if that first hour of it really does show whether or not Rob has acutally improved as a filmmaker in comparison to his last two laughable efforts. |
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Posted on September 1, 2007, 8:16 am
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nohorror READER |
I meant promoting gun control, not attacking it. |
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Posted on September 1, 2007, 8:53 am
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Mark Bell EDITOR-IN-CHIEF |
As I stated at the beginning of my "Balls of Fury" review, I know I can be an easy audience for a film in the sense that I'm very optimistic and forgiving of what I'm watching. I do tend to see the best of a film, or the potential for the best, moreso than predominantly dwell on the negatives. But that's just me, you know, I'm critical in my way. That being said, I did sincerely enjoy Zombie's "Halloween" in, and to the extent, that I stated in the review and I think Zombie is improving with each film he does. |
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Posted on September 1, 2007, 1:01 pm
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kraig1 READER |
Going into this film I hoped for something beyond the typical "horror" genre film. The first halloween was able to create the fear emotion moreso than any other horror movie created ever after. Since that time nothing was ever able to bring that sense back again. This new movie was not able to bring back the fear that John Carpenter was able to give me as a kid, but it is bringing out something different. For me personally Ive felt that the horror genre for __ years has thrived on the coat-tails of this period. Now, every horror has to follow the same predictable formula, I hope that I will be scared, but it turns out to be the same, no scares (fear) just the thrill of the chase with nothing new. My opinion is that Zombie may not recreate that "scare" but is creating the brutal new look at the genre. To be able to bring an emotion to a genre that has become so predictable and cookie cutter is a breath of fresh air to me. I feel as though I need to shower or clean myself after a Zombie film. He's not the best but getting better with each film. You can't beat the first Halloween, but what a refreshing change rather than trying to scare us with another rehash add on to a story that could have ended long ago,(and much better)! |
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Posted on September 1, 2007, 9:18 pm
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vaver16 READER |
The original version was good, went to fast and should of went into more detail, the RE-make was good, because they told more then the other, in a way it was good and in a way it was bad, i say 5/10 not bad, but could of been alot better |
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Posted on September 3, 2007, 12:07 am
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FelixVasquez STAFF WRITER |
I vote this movie as the best comedy of the year. Malcolm McDowell's long hair deserves an Oscar. |
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Posted on September 3, 2007, 5:50 am
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Shane READER |
Yeah, it's a toss-up as to which will be the hotter-selling Halloween costume this year -- that clown mask from the first half or the Malcolm McDowell Krazy Kombover Kit.
Weirdly, his hair doesn't get much better in the later part, where his beard is so blindingly white that you can't look directly at the screen when he's on. They should pass out pinhole cameras at every screening. |
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Posted on September 4, 2007, 5:58 am
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Witchchylde READER |
I have to give the version more of a 7/10 than a 5, perhaps it's merely that I'm more affected than the average horror movie goer by claustrophobic atmospheres such as the final minutes inside the old Myers house evoke. And hey, I admit to cheering little Mikey on when he went after the bathroom bully with a tree limb. But is it really that unclear to others that Michael was taking out the polluting influences around his Boo in the hopes he could get his precious baby sister back, the last touchstone of normalcy left in his mind? The adoptive parents who deprived her of her family name and made him a stranger to her? The rude, obnoxious girl friends and their flavor of the day men?
Yeah, this coming from the girl who quit tenth grade biology because the mere prospect of dissecting pig fetuses made her weep in horror. Anyway, having finally gotten the chance to actually see the movie for myself two days ago, I do think I prefer Rob Zombie's version, and yes, I was a teenager when the first Halloween was released, so I had the fresh experience of the new horror genre sparked by this film, yet I was much more mesmerized by this version of the story. |
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Posted on September 20, 2007, 5:23 pm
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npatriot READER |
this movie let me down as much as spiderman 3.there both crap the story sucks its like the myers family came on an episode of springer and that sissy mcdowell as dr loomis what a joke.thanks rob zombie for turning the original into crap maybe the rest of white zombie wants to get back together because your movies suck
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Posted on December 22, 2007, 9:03 am
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