MY SUICIDE

2 Stars
Year Released: 2008
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 105 minutes
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“My Suicide” is the title of both the movie and the movie-within-a-movie, in which an alienated, pop-culture-obsessed teenage boy named Archie decides to film his suicide for his film class project. But his plans are complicated when the announcement of said project finally wins the attention of the popular girl Archie has had his eye on.

The premise sounds promising to be sure. But the execution (no pun intended) is excruciating. My issues with this film were so numerous that it’s difficult to know where to begin.

I’ll start with the clichés. My god, the clichés! Why does Archie want to kill himself? Well, his parents ignore him. They let him live in the pool house and leave him be edit his movies. (I would have killed for that kind of freedom when I was 16.) Also, ignoring him is the girl of his dreams. A beautiful, blonde, popular rich girl named Sierra who seems to have the perfect life. But guess what? Even the beautiful people have problems! Never saw that coming.

Archie is a product of the information age. He speaks almost entirely in movie quotes, many of them non-sequiturs. He’s constantly doing impressions. He blames his mother for taping him as a child, but he has chosen to perpetuate his life on camera. He is an anti-social narcissist. And he’s very annoying. I couldn’t wait for him to stop doing Brando and get around to killing himself.

The day Archie announces his big project to the class is the day he enters the radar of his peers. His announcement results in his arrest in front of the entire school. Sierra is impressed and decides she wants to interview him. (Does every teenager own and operate a video camera these days?) After a duel-action invasive interview, camera-to-camera, they become inseparable. They’ve entered into a suicide pact. At that moment, I realized Archie is probably not going to kill himself. Redemption is sure to come in some form or another. Because this movie is a cliché so only clichéd things can happen. Damn.

The good news is that the acting wasn’t that bad. It helped that they used actual teenagers to play the characters instead of twenty-something name actors. Too bad about the dialog. (Or rather, what little dialog there was, not pilfered from superior films.) Also, David Carradine was somewhat entertaining as the grizzled documentarion whom Archie idolizes.

Perhaps the core problem with the film is the fact that director David Lee Miller is an older man. I’m not good at the guess-my-age game, but it’s likely that someone with gray hair would not have the freshest recollection of his teens. Even if he did, the 60’s, 70’s and even 80’s were vastly different eras than the one we’re in. Hell, I didn’t even have the internet in my house until high school. The notion of a video editing suite and green screen in my room was a pipe dream at best. So maybe that’s why nearly every note in this film rang false.

Then again, his directorial debut, “Breakfast of Aliens,” was just horrible in every imaginable way, from the acting to the story. So perhaps David Lee Miller is actually just a crappy filmmaker. Either way, sitting through “My Suicide” made me contemplate my own.



Posted on April 1, 2009 in Reviews by
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3 Comments on "MY SUICIDE"

  1. Sally James on Sun, 25th Sep 2011 10:46 am 

    Hey Dickwad,

    You do not know HOW TO RATE MOVIES.

    Suck your dick.

    Bye


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  2. Tom Colllins on Sun, 25th Sep 2011 11:35 am 

    You couldnt be more wrong Jessica, it sounds like you are the one detached from the youth. I’ll agree the movie is heavily edited and a bit hard to follow along with for an adult (im 40), but this is made for teens and they have been eating it up with a spoon. I watched it with 200 teenagers on Friday and there’s no doubt that they hit there audience squarely on target. This generation obviously got the message, sorry your generation missed it.


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  3. Ox on Sat, 28th Jan 2012 3:44 am 

    Tom couldn’t be more right, listen as I understand your opinion, you have to understand that

    IT’S A MOVIE.

    Think about one of your favorite movies. Got it? Now, can you honestly tell me that this movie is realistic? (Documentaries aside of course). But we go to the movies to dream about a world that the director/writers have created so that we can escape our own reality for a while. The best part about this film, is that it’s objective is not to make sense but to make a point. And if you missed it, I suggest you go and try to understand the movies your talking about before you put it down.


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