COOKING WITH PORN STARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS (DVD)
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I really had zero interest in looking at this DVD, and my instincts proved to be right on target. As you can tell from the DVD box–if you’re ever fool enough to consider buying it–some disturbing-looking porn “stars” are featured making dishes that are supposedly just right for the Christmas season. Fuck that. If I want to learn how to cook something I’m not going to call some filthy animal to give me pointers. And as far as having these allegedly hot chicks mincing around the kitchen in the buff, this is about as erotic as having Julia Child strip down while she’s whipping-up a tuna casserole.
If you’re ever considering picking this up as some kind of kinky stocking stuffer for a horny loved one, remember this: Never mind Christmas, no one should have to watch this crap at any time of the year.
Posted on December 21, 2004 in Reviews by Chris Parcellin
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