SCENIC ROUTE

2.5 Stars
Year Released: 2013
MPAA Rating: Unrated
Running Time: 85 minutes
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Something is clearly wrong between these two guys, because when “Scenic Route” opens, they’re in the middle of a massive fight, swinging a crutch, crushing hands and ending with a mohawked, bloody Josh Duhamel (“Transformers”) sitting in the desert looking wore down and lost. It’s compelling and shocking and really no spoiler.

But then what transpires has been done before. The road trip movie, with a grand, sweeping shot of a car driving down a deserted highway, in this case with an old truck, in the middle of a vast, empty and rocky desert. Two friends on the way to who knows where, for who knows what. Then, not surprisingly in the least bit, the truck breaks down. If it sounds like the start of a hundred horror movies, it is exactly that, except that “Scenic Route” isn’t really a horror movie. The tones are there but this is really a buddy movie that unfolds predictably as a survival tale meshed with a character study.

The two stars, Josh Duhamel and Dan Fogler, are interesting choices for this film, and especially for a story like this. Usually showing up in big action numbers or wacky comedies, this harsh, desolate film certainly feels outside their normal wheelhouse. This is where the movie succeeds. When you have a buddy film where the near entirety of the movie is hefted on their two shoulders, it’s important for them to bear the weight.

Mitchell (Duhamel) is a frustrated, upper middle class American who is unsatisfied with his job, and may not be happy with how his life has turned out. And this is why is childhood friend Carter (Fogler) has talked him into a road trip. As it turns out he may not be the best person to take advice from, as Carter is living out of his truck nursing a failed writing career. He had decided that this trip would be the perfect time to reconnect. They do this while stuck in the middle of the desert, fighting to survive the harsh daytime heat, freezing nights, lack of water and their shitty attitudes.

Throughout the film we get some amazing performances from Duhamel, displaying the frustration of the situation and letting his character unfold in what feels like a very natural way. Fogler is clearly here for comic relief, and he’s good at it, coming off as a more polished, and subtle, version of characters he’s been known to play in the past. There’s a good mesh between the two, playing foils to each other, and they really do he best with what they’re given.

It’s what they’re given which is the largest problem with “Scenic Route.” Nothing here is wholly original and the execution is clunky at best. The scenes of near-rescue come with a predictability that every time the two wander from their car you expect disappointment to soon follow. The single flashback in the film feels out of place and brings the tension they’ve built to a halt. It’s a nice attempt at character development but throws off the momentum of the film.

The worst offense, however, is the ending. Not since “Shutter Island” have we had such a slap in the face explanation ending that so insults the audience it hurts. The filmmakers would have better served what they developed by leaving things vague.

“Two Assholes Get Themselves Stuck In the Desert” is really what this film should be titled. It’s beautifully shot, has awesome performances from its two leads but just ultimately is marred by its inconsistent storytelling and brutally awful ending.



Posted on March 10, 2013 in Reviews by
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12 Comments on "SCENIC ROUTE"

  1. Shea McClure on Sun, 16th Jun 2013 2:16 am 

    You clearly did not watch this movie from beginning to end. You gave your “review” simply from the trailer. You suck as a movie reviewer, and you need your movie reviewer license REVOKED. THIS


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  2. Mark Bell on Sun, 16th Jun 2013 8:27 pm 

    Yeah, Noah! I disagree with your opinion so I’m going to assume that you didn’t do your job and that you suck and don’t deserve to do the job anymore anyway! Yeah, because I disagree with you!

    Kidding. But that’s what I hear in my head when I read the previous comment.


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  3. Alex on Fri, 28th Jun 2013 12:53 am 

    Dude you clearly didn’t watch the end of this movie. Or perhaps you just didn’t get it. Yes, this story starts out like a million other movies but what movie doesn’t now adays? You need to get off your high horse and stop being such an asshole. Just because you don’t like movies that actually make you think at the end doesn’t mean it was an awful ending. You’re a hack. Maybe if you removed the massive stick up your ass you’d actually be a happier person and maybe it would allow you to see things more objectively. Stop being such a bitter waste of space. Please and thank you.


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  4. Mark Bell on Fri, 28th Jun 2013 11:41 am 

    Ah, the “I could possibly have an intelligent point but, instead of making it, I’m just going to insult you” approach. If people lived, and acted, offline the way they do online, everyone would be in either a shouting match or a fist fight at all times. You can disagree with Noah’s opinion, that’s fine. But why can’t disagreement occur without insults? They just undermine your own cause.


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  5. menotu on Wed, 24th Jul 2013 8:41 am 

    Maybe the reviewer would be happier if they had thrown in a few thousand zombies, to get more action.. that way he wouldn’t have to think about the movie..


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  6. Mandy chapman on Thu, 22nd Aug 2013 7:26 pm 

    Please can someone tell me what happens at the end !!!


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  7. Conchelo h on Fri, 20th Sep 2013 12:37 pm 

    Did they die ??? At the end I didn’t get it


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  8. Talal on Fri, 27th Sep 2013 3:07 pm 

    Yep, they eventually died…


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  9. Daniel on Thu, 19th Dec 2013 8:23 pm 

    If they really died, the why is the sequel coming out in 2014?


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  10. Steve on Wed, 25th Dec 2013 12:29 am 

    No they didn’t die. They were never saved, they never got water, Josh Duhamel was having a mirage..

    -They are still stuck in the desert.


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  11. Heidi Dudley on Fri, 7th Feb 2014 6:31 pm 

    I was working in Death Valley when this movie was being shot,and I got to sit at the rad closure wt my friend who’s an Inyo County sheriff.So when I saw he dvd at Walmart I had to get it….but I am not sure the ending ,it appears only Mitchell’s character survived (maybe?)


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  12. Andrew on Fri, 14th Mar 2014 9:11 pm 

    I wish to agree with Alex (above).
    Why is it that the critics find it necessary to pan these movies? Because I was fascinated, both by where they took this film and in how they tried to explain what was actually going on near the end.
    Very clever. Critics – have a little more appreciation for the differing formula’s developed to get our attention.


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