1.5 Stars
Year Released: 2005
MPAA Rating: PG-13
Running Time: 101 minutes
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With apologies to The Cure…

“Show me show me show me

How you make a flick,

That has a hackneyed theme,” she said

A formulaic meme,” she said

And poured her latte down my neck

“Show me how to sell it,

And I promise you I promise that

We’ll make a hundred mil

We’ll make a hundred mil.”

Tossing out a clichéd plot,

It sold to DreamWorks on the spot.

One half “Ghost and Mrs. Muir,” and one half

Terri Schiavo

“I would cast Reese Witherspoon,” she said

“And the guy who boned Meg Ryan: Mark Ruffalo

Oh yeah, Mark Ruffalo”


In a coma


Some aroma


She’s no angel

Thriving on the lamest bromides

We’ve seen a million times

Please make this a dream

[piano solo]

Lights came on, to my relief

It seemed like it had taken weeks

Moved my hips to leave my seat

Could not believe my eyes

I found myself alone alone

Alone amidst a cheering crowd

Uncaring that they chose to clap

For such a blatant pile of crap


Won’t want to sit


A piece of shit


“Just Like Heaven”

Posted on September 17, 2005 in Reviews by

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