DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 134: IT’S ELEMENTARY…
This week, we visit the sequel to everyone’s favorite detective. It all seems very formulaic… almost too formulaic…
Posted on January 16, 2013 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 133: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
This week, when you’re doing a sequel to you film, you really should be more creative with the title…
Posted on January 9, 2013 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 130: JINGLE ALL THE WAY FROM REALITY
This week, it’s the holidays and what better way to celebrate them than with a film starring the former Govenator that’s nuttier than your aunt’s fruit cake…
Posted on December 19, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 125: FANS WILL BE FANS
This week, the clerks run into some trouble with yet another fan…
Posted on November 14, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 124: STAR WARS REBORN?
This week, with the selling of LucasFilm and the passing of the lightsaber to old Mickey, we head on down to the clerks to check out their opinion of this news…
Posted on November 7, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 122: MONUMENTAL MINUTIA
This week, we look at a sci-fi film of monumental grandness… perhaps too grand…
Posted on October 24, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 120: EPISODE 50?
This week, a new entry in the Cameraman Dave Expedition has been uncovered! It seems Dave found himself in a very overused modern horror setting, even more so than forests lately…
Posted on October 10, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 116: CTHULHU’D MAKE IT BETTER
This week, the hooded figure known only as the Review Cultist gives his thoughts on the recent 80’s action throwback starring Stallone and Schwarzenegger…
Posted on September 12, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 106: HOGWARTS YEAR 6… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
This week, Harry rebels against the Dark Arts for infringing on his libido…
Posted on July 4, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 105: HOGWARTS YEAR FIVE… DENIAL
This week, Cornelius Fudge is in denial about the return of he who shall not be… oh hell, we all know saying Voldemort won’t do squat…
Posted on June 27, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 104: HOGWARTS… YEAR FOUR
This week, the darkness continues to spread, but so does the humor; got to love awkward school stuff and creepy villains…
Posted on June 20, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 102: HOGWARTS… YEAR TWO – PRELUDE
This week, we take a visit to the wizarding world a second time and go back… not to the future but to the past and observe the irresponsible machinations of Hogwarts in dealing with the recently deceased…
Posted on June 6, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 101: HOGWARTS YEAR ONE…
This week, we take a visit to the wizarding world and get some laughs as we begin the Hogwarts years, because for some reason Harry Potter was untouched for the last 100 issues…
Posted on May 30, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 100: THE ZOMBIE WAR
This week, Holy Cow! We made it to 100 issues!?! Awesome! The Zombie war comes to a close with cameos abound, in this extra long issue…
Posted on May 23, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
DIGITAL CELLULOID – ISSUE 99: THE NAME OF THE GAME
Next summer, another epic film based on a game is coming out… or at least it could happen…
Posted on May 16, 2012 in Digital Celluloid, Features by Chris Cirillo
